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• stuck in a quantum pattern by watcherscrown (foxinthehand) for Blackberreh

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

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  • Complete Work

  16 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Michael | The Distortion
  • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
  • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
  • Kissing
  • but like Evil Kissing
  • Not Beta Read
  • No beta we go kayaking like Tim
  • Sorry Tim
  • Author is Asexual
  • Author has no clue whats going on here but damn if it isnt compelling
  • Purple Prose
  • i think
  • Office Sex
  • of a sort
  • Angst
  • Character Study
  • this was supposed to be a smutty crackfic howd we end up with angsty character study and no smut
  • author is sorry
  • Not Technically Sex but they do be fucking
  • (with each other)
  • author has no idea what they're doing
  • Canon-Typical The Beholding Content (The Magnus Archives)
  • Misuse of Beholding Avatar Powers (The Magnus Archives)
  • Canon-Typical The Spiral Content (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Spiral Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Beholding Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives)
  • Misuse of Spiral Avatar Powers
  • unreality
  • Ficlet
  • theyre enemies but that just makes the yaoi better
  • so you know how elias and michael could have been friends before becoming avatars in canon
  • ISNT THAT TRAGIC
  • The Dove is Neither Alive Nor Dead But Exists In A Quantum Superposition
  • Schroedinger's Dove

  Summary

  A thumb swiped over his mouth. Not his, he was sure of that; it split his lip like overripe fruit, and only as blood began to drip down did he realize he'd been drooling. His pants were sticky and uncomfortably tight, his suit was rumpled, and there were the unmistakable half-moon imprints of fingernails gouged into his desk. Almost certainly his, given their regular, predictable, human spacing and shape.

  Or: I’m so unwell about Michael and Elias having known each other before becoming Avatars. What if they had really weird not-quite-sex about it?

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  English

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