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Dennis Reynolds is forty-four years old, and it doesn’t get any better from here.
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11 May 2024
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“Where’d you learn this?” he murmurs, breaking the silence. Mac doesn’t mind.
“Youtube, dude. I thought it would be good for me too, but… mostly I learned it for you.”
Dennis’ watch chirps. They both crack an eye open at the same time, Mac looking at the watch and Dennis looking at him. Mac’s brows are scrunched up like he’s thinking of something. Dennis doesn’t know why he feels caught.—
Diagnosed with high blood pressure, Dennis embarks on a mission to lower his resting heart rate within a month. The Gang poses a challenge to this. Especially Mac.
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14 Apr 2024
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if i ruin this (i can live with it) by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Feb 2019
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“Dennis,” Dr. Eddy says, still writing, still smiling. “I want you to take some work home with you from this session.” She finally looks up at him and nods encouragingly. Dennis can’t help the way his eyes roll all the way back into his head.
“Great,” he mutters.
“I want you to track your impulses,” she says. “I want you to track your impulses and I want you to put the intention behind that impulse in one of two categories.”
She stands, goes to her desk. She opens a drawer and pulls out a second notebook. She opens it to the first page and begins to write in it. Then, she comes to Dennis, stops right in front of him and presents the journal to him, still opened.
She’s drawn a table. A question looms at the top of the page: What is my intention with this action? And there are only two columns. One labeled growth and the other: stagnation.
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Dennis decides that there should be a third column: destruction.
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12 Mar 2024
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Five months after Martinaise, Kim is disappointed to discover Harry has been avoiding him. He wants to know why.
Harry, meanwhile, has been battling frequent and increasingly distressing nightmares involving a mysterious figure he cannot place. He, too, wants to know why.
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22 Jun 2023
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Kim confronts Harry over his Dick Mullen erotica and provides criticism, constructive or otherwise.
Inspired by/Pseudo-sequel to The Erotic Adventures of Dick Mullen by Raphaël Ambrosius Cousteau
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19 Jun 2023