pwned (getpwnedbytheproestofall)
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bittersweet? no, you're just sweet. by pwned (getpwnedbytheproestofall)
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
06 Apr 2025
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A certain crustacean has been denying his feelings for a certain pastry, until he finds out the feelings are mutual.
The thing is, how does he confront Cosmo about this.. thing between them?
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salmonella is a small price to pay for some kisses by JayBird_13
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
18 Oct 2024
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Evbo wants Seawatt to try eating raw chicken. Seawatt is not thrilled at the idea, but they eventually reach an agreement.
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19 Nov 2024
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salmonella is worth it seawatt 😠
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cold nights under forgotten skies by fezbious
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
20 Oct 2024
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Whenever Seawatt ran into any minor inconvenience in the abandoned 4th level of Parkour Civilization, he had two options. The first one was rarely preferred; 'figure it out myself'. The second, however... ‘make Evbo do something about it since he needs me’ was always effective and reliable. Seawatt had been taking advantage of that option basically every night, asking for various menial things. Never anything deeper besides maybe keeping a little extra control over things.
That changes on night three, but he doesn't realize until he's a little too in over his head.
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19 Nov 2024
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Well. No one said bringing back the dead would be easy.
(Or: Respawning the deceased requires Evbo to give up some of his own data. This is not good for him.)
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- Part 4 of Seavbo Snapshots
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19 Nov 2024
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2nd Time's the Charm by fezbious for the anon who wrote fool's gold :3, Quinquangularist
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
23 Oct 2024
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Evbo watches the race course shrink above him.
The void is cold, quickly approaching… and eventually, he feels peace. Although the feel of a barrier block below his feet would’ve been nice–crushing pain through his ankles from the distance he’s fallen now–Evbo isn’t bothered by its absence. Eventually, the darkness of the void swallows his view of what was Parkour Civilization entirely; stars filling the vast emptiness. They sparkle in different colors as a chill creeps under his skin… subtly different from falling to Parkour Prison.
Evbo blinks, for the first time since he jumped, and no Parkour God appears before him; though it would’ve been nice.He’s cold. Tired. There is no Parkour God this time, but next time–
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i was a heavy heart to carry, he but never let me down. by pressedflowersandfireflies
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
24 Oct 2024
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'“For what it’s worth-” He continues, almost sounding remorseful, “I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you.”
Without any warning, Seawatt rushes forward, covering the space between them faster than what should have been possible. His fingers grip the sides of Evbo’s face, hard enough to bruise- and kisses him.'
Or- a tiny bit of canon divergence, a whole different ending.
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18 Nov 2024
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I cried I laughed overall I wantto kms this is so good