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  1. Summary

    Ed discovers that Oswald likes to be spanked and takes full advantage of this revelation.

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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Don't look now, but those camera-flashes are aimed at us,” Oswald muttered, claiming Edward's untouched third drink. “This was a terrible—”

    The sound that pitched the back-end of Wayne Enterprises' float into chaos sounded approximately like a bottle rocket. Unclear, whether the perpetrator had launched his distraction from the crowd and climbed aboard or emerged from somewhere within—but, suddenly, there he was.

    “Mr., Ms., and Mx., step right on up,” crowed Jerome, his bare, freckled arms spread wide as Wayne Enterprises employees screamed and gave him a wide berth. “It's time for the greatest show on earth! Or, uh...nope, scratch that. I'm giving the rest of these weirdos way too much credit. Greatest show in the tri-state area! Just roll with it.”

    Leaning heavily with his jaw pressed into his right palm, Oswald left-handedly upended a liberal amount of costly champagne into one of his empty glasses. “There goes the neighborhood,” he slurred.

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    05 Nov 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    After Oswald lets an unfrozen Ed Nygma go, Zsasz offers his boss comfort in the only way he feels capable of. Post-4x04 fic.

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    15 Oct 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    "What do you think?" he asked. Oswald passed the cigar back to him, their fingers brushing again.

    "It's...good. Very Smooth. A lot milder than I expected, actually."

    Maroni hummed encouragingly. "A lot of things can be like that," he added cryptically.

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    15 Oct 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    “You know what, Jimbo? You really attract the weird ones,” Harvey said, shaking his head. “I never thought I’d say this, but I think I preferred Penguin.”

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    25 Sep 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    The Court of Owls is overworking Ed. Jim notices and feels compelled to do something about it.

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    26 Jun 2017

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