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    All it takes to ruin the careful equilibrium of a non-relationship is a handmade cup, a pixelated screenshot, and Megumi's family.

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    02 May 2021

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    “Luffy, for the last time: I don’t want to spend one on one time with your creepy surgeon boyfriend.”

    “So, what you’re saying is,” Luffy lifts his head again and gives him a critical look. Zoro didn’t know that Luffy’s face even could look critical. “that you’re afraid that you’ll lose to him in a one on one battle. Woah, Zoro, I didn’t know you were a chicken.”

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    02 Oct 2020

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    “What the fuck are you doing here, dartbrow?”

    Sanji turned and glared at the hunter, restraining himself from attacking. “I’ve been following this shitty vampire all night, mosshead. Go and find your own kill.”

    Zoro swung his sword narrowly close to Sanji’s head. He reacted with enough time, jumping far away from his least favorite person in the world.

    Zoro grabbed his last remaining sword out of its sheath and placed it in his mouth. “Or I could just kill you like I should have the first time I met you.”

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    22 Oct 2018

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    Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.

    He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.

    (a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)

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    15 Oct 2018