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    The Amazing Spider-Ham gets into a tussle with Doctor Octo-pussy Cat (oh yeah, THAT'S a real character) and finds himself transformed... into a Spider-Man? Come on, that pig thing was his whole shtick! According to a brand new map-goober combo device, the key to becoming his best (read: pig) self again is located in a strange, nearly-abandoned universe, quarantined from other universes by force. Spider-Ham--wait, no, Spider-Ham-Man? Is going to need some help from a few old friends--and a Private Eye who looks really cute under that mask.

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    30 Dec 2018

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    “Do I know you?”

    He never seen that man, let alone meet him before. He was sure of it. But as he turned, it was as if Everett's breath was taken away from him.

    Was it a heart problem? No, he had done the JCTC basic medical evaluation. Every year, same goddamn medical evaluation. He won’t rise to the rank so quickly as Deputy Task Force Commander if he had some sort of health problem.

    He didn't know this guy, and yet he felt familiar. The same pointed nose, the same pale skin. The same sharp eyes that stared into your soul. Who was it?

    The man frowned. “No? I don’t think so.” But even he looked unsure of his answer. He opened his mouth as if to say something more, but a sudden explosion somewhere far away distracted him. “I’d love to chat longer, but I’m afraid I have to cut this conversation short.” He turned up his cloak, distractedly, as if—

     “Turning up your collar so you look cool.”
     
    Everett blinked, because what was that just now?

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    13 Dec 2018

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    After coming out as gay to his friends on his birthday, the last thing Dan is expecting is to be gifted a call boy as a present, let alone one that’s been paid for for the entire night. Allowing Phil to show him the ropes is his first mistake, paying him to come back every week is his second, and using him to convince his parents he really is gay is his third. As a successful lawyer, the money isn’t the problem - falling in love is.

    Voted First Place in Best Smut and Best Collab in the Phanfic Awards 2016!

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    11 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Bullies get what's coming.

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    05 Sep 2017