1 Series by halbstarke_r

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• The Criterion Collection by halbstarke_r

  Fandom Die Wilden Kerle | The Wild Soccer Bunch (Cartoon)

  • Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  07 Aug 2025

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kong/Marlon Wessel (Die Wilden Kerle)
  • Kong (Die Wilden Kerle)
  • Marlon Wessel (Die Wilden Kerle)
  • Leon Wessel-Masannek (Die Wilden Kerle)
  • Aged-Up Character(s)
  • post-sex
  • (one day i might write about them actually having sex but. not today.)
  • unprotected sex (mentioned)
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • alternative title: dispatches from the 10+ year situationship from hell
  • rated m for mentions of sexual acts and swearing
  • this is written from kong's perspective. hence the swearing
  • melancholic fluff
  • kind of?
  • cinephile!kong
  • a tag very important to me
  • mentioned characters: markus + kong's boss who i made up for this
  • trigger warning for a short description of a fight
  • part of the 'marlon disassociating so hard he breaks the time space continuum' cinematic universe
  • mentioned characters: vanessa jojo leon raban
  • the real supporting character is the grünwalder stadtbibliothek
  • featuring a copious amount of references to 1995 french masterpiece la haine
  • as well as shakespeare's hamlet
  • finally. after all this time. marlkong smut
  • though this is definitely more on the character/relationship exploration side
  • that said. here come the tags
  • Dry Humping
  • Coming In Pants
  • Masturbation
  • Hand Jobs
  • barebacking (mentioned)
  • rimming (mentioned)
  • slight dom/sub dynamics. in both directions because they have the range.
  • Praise Kink
  • breeding kink (it's there if you squint)
  • most of this is just them bickering because they're friends
  • content warning for racist teachers
  • mentioned characters: the entire bunch + willi
  • as well as mr. wessel
  • kong is not present but he is very much haunting the narrative
  • Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
  • deniz gets a decent amount of attention here despite not being there in person. my boy!
  • this fic is brough to you by edeka (it is not but they should pay me)
  • anal penetration
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • (out of necessity not for kink reasons)
  • Slight Dom/Sub Dynamics
  • revealing my headcanon for kong's german government name in this
  • also leon baby once again i am so sorry .....

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