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    Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
    And a shag.
    She didn't care in which order.
    Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.

     

    Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.

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    11 May 2026

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    Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt.

    But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine.

    Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.

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    “Storm’ll last at least six days, maybe more,” he tells her. “I’m Willix.” The woman just stares at him and he sighs, shaking his head. “This’ll be a long six days if I don’t know what to refer to you by.”

    “I’d prefer it if you didn’t have to refer to me at all.”

    (a gift for ephemera(incognitajones) for the therebelcaptainnetwork's Rebelcaptain Secret Santa 2024! prompt fill for "different first meeting". cassian arrives at his safehouse to find it already occupied. unbetaed.)

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    What was monstrousness? What was it, but a certainty that there existed within you multitudes of desires, needs, guilts, impulses – humanity? At the end of the world, when the dust has finally settled, Joel grapples with what it is to take hold of your own monstrosity – your own humanity – and live with it. And what it is to bear that truth in the palm of your hand held towards the person you love, offer it to them, and have it be accepted for what it was. Courage, above all else, it is courage that is necessary to go on.

    -Or-

    Big bad Joel Miller falls in love and doesn't know how to deal with it.

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    18 Mar 2024