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• Bernard and The Coup D'etat: The True Meaning of Christmas by hellhasaname

  Fandoms: Santa Clause (Movies), Danny Gonzalez  

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  25 Feb 2024

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  • Bernard the Arch Elf & Scott Calvin | Santa Claus
  • Bernard the Arch Elf
  • Curtis (Santa Clause)
  • Judy (Santa Clause)
  • Scott Calvin | Santa Claus
  • Danny Gonzalez (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • elf military coup
  • danny gonzalez killed santa claus
  • My Chemical Romance Inspiration
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  • Christmas

  Summary

  Danny Gonzalez, famed YouTube videographer, fulfills his dream of killing Santa Claus, imprisoning the elves, and single handedly destroying Christmas. It's up to Bernard to restore order to the North Pole. But what friendships must be tarnished along the way? What blood must be spilled? What is the TRUE meaning of Christmas?? Learn all this and more in the single best work of fiction ever penned.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,181

  Chapters:

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