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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    “You think I haven’t washed my pecker in a train bathroom sink before?”

    While on the train returning from a mission, Sherry finds herself pinned between a sink, a mirror, and Jake Muller.

    The economy class bathroom leaves little room to move and zero room for good judgment.

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    25 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    For someone who never seemed to know how to shut the fuck up Krauser was being uncharacteristically silent, and even now his only answer was a cocky smirk. Leon was just about to protest incredulously, but then his shirt was pulled over his head, and his feeble protests got muffled by the fabric. And as soon as it was gone, there were two large palms on his chest, giving him a firm push that sent him flying backwards onto the bed.

    “What’s so special about this place, it’s just like any ot— Oh.” Leon’s eyes widened as he looked up, straight at his own shocked face in the mirror.
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    Or the one wherein Krauser likes mirrors.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Shameless HankCon where Hank is slightly freaked out but slightly turned on by the fact that ALL Connor's bodily fluids are thirium.

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    24 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    leon and krauser spend some downtime on their mission wisely

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    22 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Truthfully, Leon knew he wasn't alone the second he closed the door behind himself. It wasn't that he heard anything, or saw anything, it wasn't so concrete. Yet there was a shift in the air, like before a thunderstorm, and Leon was immediately on high alert.

    As silently as he could, he stepped to the small table he kept near the front door, the drawer sliding open easily and without a creak. He only kept a small handgun there, nothing fancy, but it would do. Adjusting his grip on it, he moved further into the apartment, ready to shoot whatever or whoever it was if necessary.

    Until a familiar voice cut through the still night air.

    "My my my, you really haven't aged a day."
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    It's 2013 and Krauser has been dead for almost a decade. Except he hasn't.

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    21 Apr 2026