15 Works by hocus

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    “Eh,” John said with a shrug, going on to add at Ethan’s look, “Everything’s fine, we’re all code green here.” Then, noticing Karl, he broke into a wide grin, “How’s married life treating you, big guy?”

    Karl leaned forward a bit, sandwich close enough that Ethan could smell the pickles and mustard. “Every day is bliss,” he replied.

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    Or: Sun's out, guns out

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    “E-excuse me, I’m really sorry to bother you, but is that, ah, gentlemen with you?”

    They both looked from the store clerk to where she was pointing at a now-destroyed mortar, mochi laying in a sad lump on the ground. Inosuke stood next to it, hands on his hips and looking, even with the mask, extremely pleased with himself.

    “No,” Genya said.

    “I’m so sorry, yes he’s with us!” Tanjiro said. Genya stayed where he was, feeling his headache digging in worse. Think of it as team-building! Kocho had told him before he’d split ways with her to head west to Arashiyama.

    “Team-building, my ass.”

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    “So,” Zenitsu says, patting the rim of the well affectionately, “they say if you can see your reflection at the bottom, you’re destined to find your true love.”

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    Himejima had told him before that it would take time, that it was alright that it take time. Sanemi feels sick with how much time he’s already wasted.

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    Mitsuri lives with the memory of her hunger. The trade off is that she must also always remember her strength.

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    “Why the hell do I even need to be here? Couldn’t you have just picked some shit out? You’d know more about what would let us blend in anyway, not me.”

    Ethan sighed, “I don’t know what size you wear.” He turned down an aisle that apparently led through the children’s section if the increase in eye-gouging colors and contorted cartoon faces was anything to go by.

    Karl passed a display of shirts featuring cartoon dogs dressed as cops for some damn reason, Paw Patrol emblazoned in English over each of them.

    It was incomprehensible.

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    Or: Heisenberg and Ethan go to the mall.

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    Charlie was laughing, had been laughing the whole time. It sounded like he kept trying to speak but couldn’t get the words out beyond his laughter.

    “What is it with you and cats,” Dion asked, unwilling to touch any of the rest of it.

    “Cats are God’s perfect creatures,” Lobo said, in the tone of voice that seemed to say and if you disagree you are asking for a fight.

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    Karl tried to shove Ethan again, and was met with no more luck than he’d been previously.

    This was not at all like how he remembered death, and frankly he thought it was downright unfair that this bastard would kill him and then somehow manage to haunt his stupid dying brain, or whatever the fuck this was.

    “Mia?” Ethan said again, sounding unsure; confused. He looked around the room, grip tightening on the ax, before following a blood trail back out into the hall and around the corner.

    “What the hell are you looking for now? Doubt your wife’s in there,” Karl muttered at him.

    He could leave, he knew. Try to, anyway. Just go back outside and start walking; see how far he could go.

    But Ethan was here for some fucking reason, and he needed to know why.

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    Or: Heisenberg: is pissed. Ethan: is buffering.

    Note: can be read without knowledge of the rest of the series

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    “Karl, what the fuck?” he hissed. Had wondered why Karl’d insisted on bringing the hammer.

    Karl hefted the thing back up as if it weighed nothing, clumps of snow dropping from it as he brought it back up to rest against his shoulder.

    “We’re gonna jog your memory,” he said, grinning. Then he adjusted his grip on the hammer and swung it, forcing Ethan to dodge again.

    “If I had known,” Ethan bit out, scrambling out of the way of another blow, “that you were going to pull this shit, I wouldn’t have agreed to come out here.”

    “Just trying to help here, Ethan,” Karl laughed, the sound drawing out into guffaws as Ethan cursed at him, rolling away from another blow.

    “Oh, fuck you,” Ethan said, keeping his distance as Karl prowled forward.

    Karl merely leered at him. “Would be amenable to that, too,” he said.

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    Or: Ethan and Heisenberg learn that sharing isn't always caring

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    “Testy,” Karl said, grinned mean. “Someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?”

    “Fuck you,” Ethan said.

    Karl’s fingers twisted into his shirt and pulled him forward, almost out of his chair. He scrambled to get his hands up, yanking at Karl’s own, to little effect. “Real testy there, Ethan,” Karl growled, “when I’m here trying to have a civil conversation.”

    “Civil!” Ethan barked out a laugh. “This is civil then?”

    Karl smiled, all teeth. “You started it.”

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    Or: Ethan and Heisenberg work some stuff out

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    The flame hashira has tremendous presence, this is what Akaza thinks the first time he sees him. If he still thought he was trying to fill an absence, this, this is what he could fill it with.

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    The man was squatting next to him when he opened his eyes. He saw his boots first; smelled smoke and tobacco and was briefly struck by the stark contrast to the wet rot of the rest of the place.

    He looked up, peeling his face off the floor, to find the man staring down at him, inscrutable as always behind his round sunglasses.

    “Shit luck,” the man said.

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    Or: Ethan and Heisenberg speedrun RE7

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    He doesn’t open the package until he’s back in his own rooms. It’s wrapped in beautifully patterned cloth, something soft enough that it snags on his calluses. Whatever it is is wrapped again in persimmon leaves, which throws Sanemi a bit when he pulls one open and it’s ohagi.

    There are six in all, and it’s clear that whoever wrapped this was far better at presentation than cooking. The consistency of the azuki is all wrong.

    “The fuck,” Sanemi says. 

    Then, after a moment, “Fucking Tomioka.”

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    Tanjiro thinks that Inosuke is really very right about some things, even more than he himself knows.

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    There was a stain devil fruit. Or maybe a paint devil fruit, Zoro wasn’t too sure about the specifics because everyone else had ended up on the other side of town somehow and he’d arrived too late to hear the usual spiel explaining the guy’s powers. Not that it really mattered because Robin and Brook had already taken him out before his fingers had even brushed Wadou.

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