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Her Brother's Wife by humanlesbiangarbage
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
12 Jan 2026
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A collection of Zelda and Diana's firsts up until their last.
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The diamond-like glistening in her eyes, how pink her lips were, how soft her skin looked, the way her smile lit up her entire face. She was the reincarnation of sunshine. Zelda stared and stared at her until the blonde’s eyebrows began to knit in confusion. Zelda must have been staring too long, dumbfounded by the beat of her heart in her ears, but it was hard to look away from something as beautiful as a lightning strike. At least she understood what Edward saw in her. -
The Best Things in Life are in Moments and Snapshots by humanlesbiangarbage
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
28 Apr 2025
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Zelda and Diana are just trying to keep the peace to make Sabrina's fifth birthday go over well. But of course nothing is that simple when it comes to the two of them. When the past get dredged up, will they bury it or rekindle the flame?
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I still don't know how to write a summary it seems. But just your classic Diana/Zelda heartbreak pining. Not going to say comfort but...makeouts do ensue -
Seating Arrangement by humanlesbiangarbage for tohaveheristohavethestars
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
18 Feb 2025
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In trying to plan where her wedding guests will sit, Zelda Spellman gets too preoccupied thinking of just where she would like to sit…that’s it….that’s the whole summary.
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The Ice in Her Veins by humanlesbiangarbage
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
14 Jan 2025
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Set during Midwinter's Tale (1x11) after Sabrina and the Weird Sisters summon Diana’s ghost. Zelda bursts in and sees Diana’s apparition. Zelda spends the remainder of the night replaying old memories instead of sleeping.
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Hit Me Hard and Soft by humanlesbiangarbage
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
13 Nov 2024
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The students piss off the Directrix of the Academy of Unseen Arts. She comes home to take it out on your body and fuck the anger out of her system. She becomes the sweetest angel baby afterward and you do your very best to cater to her every whim.
In short: Zelda coming home angry and needing to fuck it out of her system and then being the softest baby with reader after
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like rum on the fire by orphan_account
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
15 Apr 2019
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Zelda's proclivity for at least pretending to commandeer control of every situation is one of the things Faustus thinks might make their marriage rather diverting. Constance had almost never failed to immediately acquiesce to his every wish and whim and as a result, the last sixty years of his life have been unutterably boring. Zelda Spellman is absolutely maddening but nobody could accuse her of being dull.
Bookmarked by humanlesbiangarbage
06 Mar 2026
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Set in season 2 episode 8.
After finding out that the Caligari spell has been broken, Faustus pays Zelda a visit in the witch cell.
Bookmarked by humanlesbiangarbage
05 Mar 2026
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I Need To Feel You by zeldascigaretteholder
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
26 Aug 2021
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“Would you rather show the boys, Lady Blackwood?”
Lady Blackwood.
It set her nerve endings alight with a burning arousal and pride, the way he purred out her name. Zelda Spellman was now Zelda Blackwood, the Lady Blackwood — the First Lady to the Anti Pope and everything she had ever longed to be. She was his. His to do whatever he wanted with, whenever he wanted.
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Prompt: “You’re not allowed to cum without my permission.”
Set right before “I’ll be wonderful”
Kinks: blowJob, public sex, daddy kink, mild breeding kink, caligari spellBookmarked by humanlesbiangarbage
31 Jan 2026
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I’ll Be Wonderful (Do Just What I’m Told) by zeldas-cigarette-holder (zeldascigaretteholder), zeldascigaretteholder
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
10 Aug 2021
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“You want to go back under the Caligari spell?”
She nodded, a frenzied fervor there that he hadn’t seen out of her in years — decades, perhaps. Even in the most passionate moments of their trysts, she never let herself get too eager and yet here she was, begging like a wanton little slut to be put back under his spell. He was almost giddy with power.
“I don’t want it, I need it. Like I need you — like I’ve needed you every day since you took my innocence all those centuries ago in the boys' chambers of this very academy in which we live now.”
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AU in which Zelda begs to be under Faustus’ spell. Definitely fluffy with a dose of smut
Bookmarked by humanlesbiangarbage
31 Jan 2026
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Afternoon Delight by zeldascigaretteholder
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
29 Sep 2021
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“Keep quiet.”
“You always say that, daddy.”
It was a breathy sigh that fell from her lips, desperate and longing and so needy that Faustus almost gave up his charade, almost gave in and let her get what she wanted — knew it would be so much better if he held strong and didn’t give in to her breathy whimpers, no matter how tempting they were.
“And I always mean it, doll.” He tried to keep his voice steady, to not show her how she affected him. “You wouldn’t want one of the big, strong, important demons to hear you and walk right in, would you?”
Bookmarked by humanlesbiangarbage
31 Jan 2026