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    Izuku had already fought a hellish battle for a seat in his dad’s classroom, really, he could’ve done without an angry Pomeranian attacking him in front of all his new classmates the second he opened the door and met Bakugou’s eyes

    (Or: Aizawa Izuku goes to the recommendations exam and then to UA for his first days (mostly about UA) he gets confronted with both Bakugou and All Might (little bitches) and Dadzawa helps him out in form of father fury directed at the two.

    Izuku has trained with his dad and is a good fighter (fite me))

    Can easily be read as standalone

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    04 Jan 2026

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    “Okay Kacchan. One,” Izuku holds up the first top, chin high, before switching it out, the second top more revealing than the last. “Or two?”

    And Katsuki, being the ever supportive boyfriend that he was, gestures to the top in his own hands, this one practically a thread compared to the ones Izuku had picked. “This one, baby. Show your tits more, yeah?”

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    Katsuki adores his stupid, ditzy bimbo bitch of a boyfriend so much.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    The sea is alive with rolling tides and roaring waves crashing against the small sailboat Izuku is settled on, swaying and bobbing with the gnash of gentle and harsh waves pushing against it.

    Izuku knows the ocean is a brutal, desolate place of kill or be killed.

    And Izuku is witnessing it first-hand.

    At that point, Kacchan had told him, it was hard not to see the territory was owned by a /very/ powerful shark. Either this mer didn't think to check any possible territory markers, or it swam in with the intention of claiming the territory as its own.

    Izuku didn't wait to say the mer had it coming but...

    The sight in front of him... it's a brutal, ruthless sight.

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    totally non-sexy summary, but 80% is porn.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    katsuki has been quite busy lately, working late nights and early mornings, leaving no time for izuku. when izuku finally comes to terms with how pent-up he is, he takes matters into his own hands. katsuki is out on patrol, and izuku is home alone. or so he thought.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    "Ayo.." he addresses the crowd again, eyes not straying away from the underwear. "Who the fuck own this?"

    The crowd yells. Multiple hands wave, screaming that they own the undergarments.

    Katsuki grips his mic with a new found determination.

    "You all fuckers find me at the backstage after the con, Imma need to know who owns this so I can knot and knock them up!"

    Then, Katsuki puts on a show of sniffing the fabric before he sticks it on his cargo pants' pocket, ignoring the deafening scream of his fans.

    Whoever owns this underwear, he needs to find him.

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    01 Jan 2026