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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Ed had always had a problem with personal space.

    He never really noticed it. He assumed that if he did then he wouldn't have the problem in the first place, but alas he didn't, so it wasn't exactly a rare occurrence when people backed up from him or asked him to step away. Comments like 'why are you breathing down my neck?' or 'could you move, Ed?' were commonplace enough to not even cause offense.

    That is to say, he wasn't all that surprised when, upon first meeting the Penguin, the mobster told him that he was standing too close.
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    Ed and Oswald figure out how to casually, and not-so-casually touch another person.

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    21 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    "I. Have. Missed. Us.”

    Set after the last episode, everything comes to the surface for them both.

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    12 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    As much as he missed the taste of fine wine and wagyu beef, he had to admit that he'd come to love these dinners. At this point, he couldn't even look at canned fruit without heat threatening to flood his cheeks.

    It was just the proximity, the ambiance from the lit candles. The atmosphere put him in a dreadfully romantic headspace and occasionally it made him forget himself.

    For example, the first thought he had when he sat across the table from Ed — wine glasses filled with purified water and expensive cutlery stolen from Aubrey James' residence — was that the yellow glow made him look terribly attractive.
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    Ed and Oswald build a submarine. The times in between are more difficult to navigate.

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    10 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Of all the PR stunts he'd been forced to sit through, this had to be one of the most humiliating. On the advice of his most trusted intern, he'd accepted an invitation to be one of the 'celebrity guests' on this week's airing of 'Riddle Me This!' Hopefully it wouldn't be as excruciating as those school tours he had to do a few months back.
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    Oswald is the CEO of Iceberg, a multinational conglomerate with questionably legal practices. Ed is the host of a live game show called 'Riddle Me This!', where Oswald is set to appear on this week's taping.

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    08 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Just (hopefully) a bunch of prompt fills! So far:
    Chap. 1 Long Car Ride
    Chap. 2 Released from Arkham
    Chap. 3 Umbrella (coming soon)

    (THIS WORK HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND WILL NOT BE FINISHED/UPDATED)

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    19 Jul 2025