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a landlocked state by imafuckingdumbass
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
08 May 2016
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michael knows that, in reality, things don't really turn out like you want them to.
songfic for the song 'texas resnikoff' by Mitski because if that song isn't micheoff literally nothing is. thank you to tumblr user horrificsmut for letting me know of its existence.
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The Fake AH Crew are fierce, the most dangerous gang in Los Santos. They reign the streets and bring destruction in their wake. And in the midst of them all, is Geoff Ramsey, the most respected and feared man in the city.
Who knew that all it would take to bring them down a peg or two is a gang of ladies to play on their weaknesses and tear them apart from the inside?
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Shane loves yoga. It has always been an escape for him—an escape from his body and his mind. When a bunch of other NHL players interrupt him in a hotel gym during a conference, he is not surprised when they make fun of him, but he is surprised when Ilya asks him to teach them a few poses and they all go along with it. He gets to show off his flexibility, and it seems harmless enough to show off a little extra for Ilya, until-
“Holy shit, Hollander, wait—can you suck your own cock?”
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27 Apr 2026
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heat sheet by icelyvelvet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Apr 2026
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Back in his apartment, post-game haze thick, heat triggered early by a certain alpha, Shane does something he’s never done. He opens the league app, finds the anonymous heat assistance sign-up sheet, and posts.
Emergency heat. Unbonded omega. One night only. No claiming. No media. Discretion required. Address in DM.
He hits submit before he can overthink it.
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- Part 1 of ice cold, real slow
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24 Apr 2026
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my second sin of seven (being wanting more) by hnjsngluvr69
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Apr 2026
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“My Shane,” Ilya says, gently touching Shane’s cheek. “I want you to make me a list. Seven different ways you want to come.”
Or, Ilya makes Shane come. A lot.
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- Part 8 of hollanov <3
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22 Apr 2026
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relieving pressure by hrtpjm (bonsvii)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander hasn't been playing well -- he can't focus on or off the ice and his brain feels... fuzzy. Enter Ilya Rozanov, team doctor for the Montreal Voyageurs, who knows exactly what sort of treatment Shane needs.
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20 Apr 2026
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“…You want to?” he asks.
Shane blinks. “What?”
“Kiss someone.”
The question makes Shane’s brain short circuit.
Shane swallows. “I mean—yeah.”
“Then why haven’t you?”
“I don’t know.” Shane shrugs again, shoulders tight. “Timing. People. It’s just… not something I think about like that.”
That’s not entirely true.
He does think about it. Just in a different way. Abstractly. Like something other people do, but not he himself.
Ilya watches him for a long moment.
“I could show you.”
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- Part 1 of Super Virgin
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