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Regulus Black hates Christmas.
Particularly because he works in a nightclub, and witnesses what fools people become when Christmas is involved. He hates everything about Christmas. He also hates love. People in love, people talking about love. Everything about it. Also, he hates happiness. He's just a well rounded grumpy ball of don't fucking talk to me.
Which is why, when an extremely attractive man on the tube begins striking up conversations with him, he finds himself immediately disgusted by his stupid curls and his desperately captivating eyes. Not to mention the size of him, tucked into well-fitting suits and daring to look down at Regulus with that stupid smile. Regulus wishes he would eradicate himself from his presence, but tube guy appears everywhere it seems, and can't seem to help but invade Regulus' privacy, daring to ask his name, ask after his day. The audacity.
But as Christmas approaches, Regulus finds himself unwillingly drawn to the idiot with the curls, who makes it his mission to show Regulus that Christmas is brilliant, but he has to agree to go out with him. Reluctantly, he agrees, and as time goes on Regulus concedes that maybe, perhaps, Christmas isn't too bad after all.
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12 Jan 2026
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You’ve heard the stories. Deep in the forest, a witch’s hut lies in wait for lost children.
That much is true.
But it’s shrouded in moss, not coated in candy. Nor is it perched on bird’s legs. And it is inhabited not by one crone or three demonic sisters, but two self-proclaimed hags—who are decidedly not sisters.
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Fairytale AU feat. two sexy hags, an orphaned wolf, a runaway witch, a banished prince, and a knight on a quest
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30 Aug 2025
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Barty Crouch Jr. and The Even Greater Inconvenience of Having a Fit Boyfriend by localwolfgoesawooo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Sep 2024
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If anyone were to ask Barty how he ended up in the current position—pressed up against a marker stained cubicle door in a club loo, wrists captured in a punishing grip behind his back, with Evan sliding in between his thighs—he’d say your guess is as good as his.
At the moment he struggles to form a coherent thought about anything besides the man presently using his body to chase his own release. The part of his brain containing the series of events leading up to this is currently on sabbatical, entirely occupied with one thing only: Evan.
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or — since confronting their feelings two months prior, Evan and Barty have been inseperable, enjoying the bliss of their blooming romance. But when Barty throws a possessive tantrum after an old acquaintance hits on his boyfriend in a club, Evan decides it’s time to teach his jealous lover a lesson, showing him that he’s not the only one who’s possessive in their relationship.
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- Part 2 of i wanna be yours (r u mine?)
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27 Sep 2024