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    Desperate not to spend the rest of his days as a corporate drone, Charlie packs up his life and moves to Pelican Town to start a farm. The only thing is, Stardew Valley is full of distractions: stray puppies, nosy neighbors, monster-infested mines, lurking underground horrors. And then there’s the most dangerous distraction of all—the sweet, shy town doctor, who Charlie can’t seem to stop thinking about.

    Harvey came to Pelican Town six years ago with a broken heart, a medical license, and a conviction that his best days were behind him. But when a sunburnt young farmer appears in his clinic one day, he finds himself wondering if his terminal loneliness might be curable, after all.

    Who said country life was simple?

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    29 May 2026

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    literally the best longest fic i've ever read

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    The farmer inherits his late grandfather's farm, and with that farm comes a set of rules that must not be broken no matter what happens. At first, the farmer assumes his grandfather had gone senile in his old age; he very quickly learns that these rules were set for a very specific reason.

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    22 May 2026

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    Erik is a hermit crab and proud. He is also stalking a shore crab named Charles.

    In which everybody in XMFC is a crab.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    The eighth time Sherlock proposed to John, it was on a Thursday afternoon in the middle of a Tesco. And like the seven times before, he got rejected.

     

    Can be read as a stand alone. Cowritten with MirrorSkippy.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    It's the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

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    24 Jun 2025

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