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Jean asks for a favor. Neil finds himself at the center of a territorial squabble. It's him. He's the territory.
“But why me?”
“You are my only good option. Aaron is straight. Andrew is rabid. Allison and Seth are on and off so often it’s impossible to keep track. Dan and Matt are a couple and getting them both to agree to pretend to date me would be harder. Renee doesn’t like men. Katelyn is lovely but Aaron would be angry. I don’t know which of the others started or stopped dating over the summer. That leaves you."
“What about Kevin?”
Jean scoffs. “You cannot be serious.”
“He’s…” What is Kevin? Not any better at telling Riko ‘no’ than Jean is, and, subsequently, probably not great at lying to him. Also, is it really believable that Kevin would jeopardize the team and their athletic careers by shitting where he eats? Probably not. Kevin’s amended hierarchy of needs just has the word EXY at the base. Somewhere far above that are pedestrian concerns like ‘food’ and ‘water’ and ‘shelter.’
“Taller,” Neil finishes lamely. “He’s taller.”
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03 Nov 2020
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He’s a tall, lean guy with hair that sticks out at a handful of angles but looks good doing it. He kisses Mariam on the cheek. He gives Derek a thousand-watt smile and a jerky wave. He pats Lou’s head, and she doesn’t even get pissed off. He’s Christopher Chow: nicest person alive, handsome hockey player extraordinaire, Mariam’s first serious boyfriend, and probably the love of Derek’s life.
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a deeply uncreative To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before AU, because i like indulging myself. we all already know that nursey and dex will hold hands but it’s about enjoying the JOURNEYSeries
- Part 1 of 2 all the boys i've checked before
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11 Apr 2019
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starting to get to me by playingforkeeps for zim-tits (beansprean)
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04 Mar 2019
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“You’ve been dragging us to bumfuck nowhere with that mating call for three years when you hear there’s a sighting. But we’ve never considered: what happens if Bigfoot answers it? That’s the goal, isn’t it? You’ve been after that good, good Bigfoot dick this whole time!”
Dex sputters. “I don’t want to fuck Bigfoot! Jesus, Nurse!” He glances at the others, disbelieving. “Back me up here, guys.”
Silence. Lardo says, “You do own a Bigfoot mating call, dude.”
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08 Mar 2019
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Samwell is the kind of town where everyone knows everyone. That’s why everybody knows that Eric “Bitty” Bittle’s bakery is the only place to get a decent pie, why everybody knows that if you want to teach your kid to dance or sing you send them to Adam Birkholtz, and why everybody in town has a bet on when single dad Derek Nurse and diner owner and purveyor of Samwell’s best coffee Will Poindexter are going to finally stop messing around and get together.
(or: the Gilmore Girls au that absolutely no one asked for)
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23 Jan 2019
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A Comprehensive Guide to Not Talking About It by alocalband
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10 Oct 2017
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Nursey tried to kiss him.
Derek Nurse tried to kiss him.
The more Dex thinks about it, the more absolutely ridiculous it sounds.
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26 Dec 2018