11 Works by just_a_problematic_guy
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who knew some wine and a conversation about porn could end like this? alex and wilbur did, of course.
(this is shameless smut with 0 actual plot and i will choose to not be embarrassed by the fact)
title: 'i'll do it' by ayesha erotica
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remember what i did, remember what i was, back on halloween? by just_a_problematic_guy
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29 Oct 2022
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ranboo decides to wear a rather sexy costume to a halloween party, unprepared for how much wilbur wants to fuck them because of it.
title: 'halloween' by dead kennedysSeries
- Part 6 of guy's ranbur obsession
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this is a direct sequel to say your word, your wish is my command so i suggest reading that first!
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it's the night before his wedding and there's only one thing on prince tommy's mind: his right-hand butler wilbur.
if tomorrow he's going to start a new forever with his soon-to-be wife, what's the problem in creating a little forever between him and wilbur tonight?
title: 'vampire girl' by the misfits
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- Part 2 of all that i want is to be yours
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i'm caught between what you wanted from me and knowing that if i give that to you i might just disappear by just_a_problematic_guy
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19 Aug 2022
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while wilbur would love to spend his time dealing with his idiotic and resentfully sinful classmates, it's thursday, which means it's time for mr.marriott's teacher's pet to endure his weekly tutoring session.
title: 'not meant to be' by theory of a deadman
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it's three thirty, i got here at fucking nine. by just_a_problematic_guy
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02 Aug 2022
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ranboo gets dragged along to a dorm party by the college guy he's going out with. he's left stranded before he discovers wilbur with some random girl, getting pissed at the older for it. when a stoned, drunken wilbur chases after him, ranboo gets trapped in the middle of what wilbur thinks 'showing love' is.
aka, wilbur is an asshole and ranboo pays the price for it, but then niki is there afterwards.
title: 'how many times?' by insane clown posse.
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- Part 1 of guy's ranbur obsession
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- English
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welcome to the newly released brochure to the process of a relationship becoming more than platonic. we've identified seven clear stages in this process that we think you should note when identifying if this is where your relationship is headed.
to help you visualize these stages, we've included some very fictionalized scenarios between two fictional individuals that share a completely fictional relationship in an entirely fictional world of fictional characters.
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- Part 2 of guy's ranbur obsession
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ranboo keeps getting kicked out of his dorm room when his roommate's boyfriend comes over. on his multiple forced visits to the hallway, he comes across the tall brunette from dorm no. 268 who makes his roommate's insufferable antics a little more manageable.
or, the instances that take place between college freshman ranboo and college senior wilbur.
title: 'punk rock 101' by bowling for soup
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- Part 3 of guy's ranbur obsession
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as the date to his arranged marriage creeps closer, prince tommy finds himself more and more stressed. luckily, he has his right-hand butler wilbur to fulfill his every request and relieve the young prince of his stress.
or, tommy is upset over his impending marriage and orders his butler wilbur to fuck him (for comfort reasons only of course).
title: 'good old-fashioned lover boy' by queen
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the seuqel to this is now up!: yours tonight, for all time
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- Part 1 of all that i want is to be yours
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i'll make a home in your gut 'cause it's somewhere warm to sleep by just_a_problematic_guy
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09 Jul 2022
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ranboo's got a little problem so wilbur sees how far he can push it.
title: 'it's all futile! it's all pointless!' by lovejoy
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- Part 5 of guy's ranbur obsession
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and i know it's been a while since i needed a distraction... by just_a_problematic_guy
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30 Jun 2022
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wilbur sees a post online that triggers his addictive urges and sends him spiraling. luckily, ranboo stumbles across him before he does something he might regret. whether ranboo's actually successful in that...is a different story.
aka, i have problems so i'm making wilbur have them too.
title: 'touch' by cigarettes after sex
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- Part 4 of guy's ranbur obsession
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ranboo's a good boy. he always has been. he gets good grades at his catholic high school, he attends church at least twice a week, he respects his parents, he behaves like an angel. he's the definition of a perfect seventeen-year-old boy. but even good little catholic boys have secrets. secrets like a twenty-five year old man named wilbur soot.
but what happens when ranboo's best friends since the womb, toby and tommy, begin to grow suspicious of what's really going on with their friend? will ranboo continue to deceive them like he does his parents? or will he let his oh-so-innocent friends in on this newly discovered world where anybody but good catholic boys belong.