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    When Henry swings off of Pebbles in the courtyard of Pirkstein, dusty with travel and tired from the road, it is not his lord, or even his lady, who greets him first.

    “Hal!” Heinrich, his little child-voice high and excitable, outruns his nurse as he dashes to Henry. “Hal, Hal, Hal!”

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    Alternate title: A Day In The Life of Uncle Hal

    A little snapshot into how Henry navigates his life, Hans’s marriage, and most of all, Hans’s little boy.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    Shepard wakes, only mostly not dead, too soon while in Cerberus clutches. She escapes, and is chased to the only place she can hide; Omega. No team, no supplies, no information, no armor, no funds. To survive, she makes a deal with a quarian salvage dealer, only to discover that same dealer has something in common with her in a certain turian vigilante acquaintance.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    Sydney Collins is 'blessed' with a gift of never dying, waking up time and time again, accident after accident. When the apocalypse hits, he finds him in the company of a little girl who is lost from her group. What else could he do but help her?

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    25 Jul 2024

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    Lena was heading home from her day job as a software engineer when an llithid nautiloid kidnapped her. Luckily for her, she's a honey badger shifter, and honey badgers are best known for taking on big cats, hyenas, scorpions, and venomous snakes, and surprisingly enough, surviving! Unluckily, her new companions might try to murder her because 'diplomacy' and 'tact' are just words in the dictionary to her. She's joined by her liger best friend, Edie, and together they wreak havoc and mayhem on the journey to Baldur's Gate, and occasionally do something useful.

    This reads mostly as a Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough with in-game dialog as a jumping-off point for lots of non-canon dialog that I think is funny. Your mileage will vary.

    Oh, and awkward attempts at emotional depth and smut. It's not deliberate: I'm just really bad at it. If you're looking for good smut or something that'll move you to tears, look elsewhere because this is the result of watching Looney Tunes/Animaniacs and reading Sam&Max comics and Shelley Laurenston novels.

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    14 Jul 2024

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    He could still feel sand beneath his finger nails, and despite the fact that he had many dreams come true, none had felt so real, and to have dreams within his dreams was unheard of.

    He flipped his hands over, resting his palms against his knees, his real skin and flesh knees, warm beneath his hands and slid his eyes shut. He took a deep breath, kept taking them until they didn’t shake him to his core, let himself get lost in the rhythm.

    When he opened his eyes again, he was still in his room, and nothing had changed. It was early, early enough that even the kitchen servants would just be waking up.

    He was so much colder than he had been in years.

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    After a year of being the Padishah Emperor, Paul Atreides wakes up as a seventeen year old again. He doesn't know how he got there, but he's willing to do anything too keep his father from going back to Arrakis, even if that anything is a plan that he had thought of years ago and never thought would come to fruition.

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    13 Jun 2024