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Seungcheol didn't think he'd run into Yoon Jeonghan even at the Met Gala. Now that doesn't sound like a bad thing, does it? But Jeonghan seems to have a bone to pick with him for no reason.
And worst of all? Seungcheol is head over heels for him regardless.
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Mechanical fever's newest drummer, Sampo Koski is a walking pipe dream, and for the love of Qlipoth people around Gepard just can't seem to stop talking about him. And worse, he can not seem to stop thinking about him either. If things weren't bad enough already, now this certain blue-haired dude is in Gepard's business everywhere, all the damn time, with his sugar coated words and honeyed remarks that leave him all choked up and tongue tied.
Gepard really wasn't meant to be god's strongest soldier.
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The Stellaron crisis had been averted with the Astral Express' help, the recovery procedure had been put into motion, and with the direct orders of the Supreme Guardian, the Silvermane guards were commanded to get some well-deserved rest. Especially, Captain Gepard Landau.
Cut to the present and he was, with his squad, accompanying them for a drink since they had insisted that he join them and let loose a bit.
Now as a man of integrity, who didn't go back on his words, what was he to do when his soldiers ask him for a reward for their hardwork?
or alternatively;
the silvermane guards have been thirsting for their captain and then they get a chance to fuck him nasty
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Gepard does not have a crush on a certain blue-haired man. Definitely not. No matter what Pela says. The said man just happens to be strikingly attractive, got his charms in all the right places and his emerald-green eyes just seem to have the ability to look into the deepest corners of Gepard's soul and leave him flustered.
Or, where Gepard is a florist and Sampo is a con-artist and Pela has too much time on her hands.
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coffee and unforeseen trysts by lanzhouswhore
Fandoms: เพราะเราคู่กัน | 2gether: The Series (Thailand TV)
04 Oct 2021
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The first time that Tine misspells his name, he swears it wasn't on purpose. It was solely the poor mix of unfortunate circumstances, his horde of wild fans, and Tine's sleep deprived grouchiness that was to be blamed.
Or, the one where Tine might be a cocky barista and Sarawat an unfortunate customer and they end up having accidental dates.
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Lifeline by Aurigardyn
Fandoms: 헌터는 조용히 살고 싶다 - 백삼 | The Hunter’s Gonna Lay Low - Baek Sam
23 Feb 2026
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“You’re imagining things, Lee Sayoung-ssi,” Euijae says levelly. “There is no way I’m part of a foreign intelligence agency.” He was. He no longer is. Semantics.
“Well, if you don’t want to say, that’s okay.” Lee Sayoung takes the tablet that Bae Wonwoo hands out. “I’m calling you here because I need you to do something for me.”
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Cha Euijae just wants to live quietly after retiring, but someone keeps trying to drag him back out of retirement.
Also, why is that guy , Lee Sayoung, is so clingy?
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24 Feb 2026
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Mydei had no choice but to lie about having a boyfriend and now, he had to find a plus one for his bestfriend's wedding. He decided to rent and customise his own boyfriend.
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- Part 9 of Pekan PhaiDei
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19 Nov 2025
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sports car by plumpaperbird, synthofurthesis
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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Phainon is an uprising race car driver. The fans love him. The media loves him. So everyone is in for a shock when Phainon transfers teams in the post-season. To the worst-performing team, no less. Why?
Nobody will know it's because of the one-night stand turned friends-with-benefits arrangement Phainon has with the team's mechanic, Mydei. Who's really hot. Who also kind of hates him.
Also, Phainon destroys a record everytime he bends Mydei over before the race.
Russian translation by Momo_the_Peachy | Chinese translation by AuntieTree_0324
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- Part 1 of just keep watching
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17 Sep 2025
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Castorice had messaged him a few days ago, accompanied by far too much enthusiasm for the absurd nature that was her request. Phainon—poor, poor Phainon, had just emerged from the shower when he heard a familiar ding from his phone, the device slipping from his fingers immediately once he’d made the fatal mistake of swiping open his screen.
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hello phainon!!! hope im not bothering you
i was wondering if youd like to try summoning a demon with me this weekend (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
— Or, Phainon welcomes a new roommate into his home.Bookmarked by lanzhouswhore
31 Aug 2025
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When three strangers discover they’re all involved with the same man, their heartbreak quickly turns into an unexpected alliance. Jeonghan, a confident lawyer, believes he’s found a genuine connection in his new dating app match. Joshua, the devoted and unsuspecting husband, thinks his marriage is solid. Meanwhile, Seungkwan, a lively college student, is excited about his first serious relationship with an older boyfriend.
When fate brings them together, they uncover the truth about their shared partner’s deception. Instead of falling apart, they join forces for a clever and chaotic revenge scheme, forming a surprising friendship along the way.
As they navigate their tangled emotions, new romances blossom.
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- Part 1 of The Perfect Moment Universe
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25 Aug 2025