lavendertabby

Bob from animal crossing, a purple cat with a lazy expression wearing a pink t-shirt with white flowers.



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    "So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."

    "It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."

    "I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."

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    Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.

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    24 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Johnny never thought he'd get used to this. Training with Daniel and not wanting to punch his smug face in. It should feel wrong, but it didn’t. Somehow, it felt... good. Weird as hell, but good.

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    12 Jul 2025

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    "Johnny lost because he thought he was in love"

    Kreese tells Robby that Johnny lost the All Valley because he was in love, and Robby misinterprets that to mean "Johnny was in love with Daniel."

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    08 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    The day Johnny realized he was madly attracted to Daniel, he did something he hadn’t done since his twenties. Something he never thought he’d do ever again.

    For God’s sake, he was in his fifties. A grown man with gray creeping into his stubble and aches in places that used to be bulletproof. But there he was in front of the mirror, surrounded by an arsenal of hair and skin products, a pair of scissors, pieces of fabric tossed everywhere and a damn curling iron he didn’t even know he still owned.

    Johnny Lawrence was experimenting with his appearance.

    And not just experimenting—obsessing.

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    05 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Back in high school Daniel and Johnny were karate rivals. Now, years later, they meet again as business rivals when Johnny opens a new dojo just around the corner from Daniel's dojo.

    Unknowingly, they've been falling in love through email as Bonsai152 and KingCobra.

    (Or: a You've Got Mail AU)

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    30 Jun 2025