lifesabeach
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Whoever said nobody was stirring on the night before Christmas had clearly never come down the chimney to find a beautiful boy wrapped up like a present.
aka the Elf Lando fic that started in my ask box and spiralled into a chaptered fic with vague notions of a plot.
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- Part 16 of The F1 Pussy Chronicles
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Maybe that cursed burger was a blessing after all.
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5 times Oscar tried (and failed) to ask Lando out and the 1 time Lando finally accepted the proposal.
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And that’s when he saw it. The thing that definitely hadn’t made him pout and sulk and stomp his feet like a toddler. And under no circumstances did it make him so jealous that he thought about going to bite a hickey into Oscar’s neck live on camera just so everyone would know he was taken.
Oscar. And Minnie Fucking Mouse.
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He thought he had a handle on it, didn’t think it would be that big of a deal. So what if he liked to push his bladder to bursting before he let himself pee, and so what if he always had a wank after he did it. It wasn’t a big deal, everyone has their kinks, and rewarding yourself for a job well done is all the rage (“treat yourself” his tumblr friends would say, not knowing it was F1 driver Lando Norris they were encouraging to piss himself).
What he didn’t account for was Oscar Piastri.
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He has GOT to stop letting Lando ask him questions after fucking his brains out, he cannot be held responsible for what he agrees to. It’s basically coercion.
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Oscar and Lando attend a Halloween party. Oscar really doesn't want to go. They not so privately fuck about it.
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A series of fics of F1 drivers and their pussies. Each fic can be read as a stand alone. Just a bunch of good old fashioned, self indulgent porn fics.
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I made a mid year resolution to write more and that's what this is. A series of unconnected (or maybe sometimes connected honestly who's to say) F1 fics & drabbles in an effort to push myself more into writing. I'll be posting a fic a day in July.
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How to Woo a Kitty in Five Steps or Less: A Comprehensive Guide by Oscat by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
07 Dec 2025
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Oscat has made up his mind.
He’s going to woo Lankitty to the best of his ability.
(But first, he needs to give his human a nice scratch… he can’t have Oscar thinking that he’s more than tolerable just because he brought the love of Oscat’s life home.)
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- Part 72 of CX's F1cs
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08 Dec 2025
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“My partner in crime,” George hummed fondly, squeezing his boyfriend’s hand. “Oscar. You have to help me kill Max.”
“No!”
“He knows too much, he has to go.”
“George!”
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13 Nov 2025
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He’s a bit frantic when he asks, “why did the AC just stop?”
Oscar gets up to fiddle with it, “it says it’s still on, maybe it just got tired,” he jokes.
As he says it, Lando’s phone lights up, a city-wide notification reporting a cooling outage that may take a few hours to fix.
“This is my worst nightmare,” Lando groans, throwing his head back, reading the message out loud. He can’t help it, he may be world traveled, but he is a UK boy at heart. His body can’t handle this type of muggy heat.
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Lando and Oscar use each other to cool down during a heat wave.
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11 Nov 2025
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“I’m going to help you,” Lando declares. “You know I like to do a bit of photography myself. We’ll have ourselves a little mock photoshoot. Get you comfortable.”
The finality in Lando’s voice leaves Oscar no other choice but to nod in agreement.
Lando’s grin is blinding, getting up to head out. “It’s a date.”
With that, Lando’s out of sight, and Oscar tries his hardest to get him out of mind as well.
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Oscar signs with a modeling agency and gets an offer from Calvin Klein. He doesn't know how to pose in his underwear, so Lando teaches him.
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11 Nov 2025
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“Osc?”
Oscar’s head looks up from where it was previously resting on a throw pillow; they’re on a yacht of all places and Lando is staring down at him like he wants to eat him, like he wants to consume him whole, and leave just the bones of Oscar left on the plate.
“What, love?”
He watches Lando slightly melt, always so obsessed with pet names it makes him pliant and easy, it’s one of Oscar’s favorite things.
“What if—Okay. What if I tried topping like whenever you want, no pressure or anythin’ I just wanna—.”
Oscar shrugs, “Okay.” He’s not really assed with who does the fucking and who’s fucked.
Bookmarked by lifesabeach
10 Nov 2025