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The Duke of the Fortress of Meropide, His Grace Wriothesley, has a secret. A secret a certain Garde was in the know about. Every month, on the night of the full moon, Wriothesley would transform into a wolf.
After locking on to a potential Sinthe drug-trafficking ring masquerading as a prestigious dog show called the 'Midnight Menagerie', the Garde decides to infiltrate this tight-knit circle of Fontainian upper-class ladies in the name of justice, buying a dress and blackmailing, no, convincing Wriothesley to pose as their loveable dog.
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“Woof! Woof, woof! Woof!”
For those of you imbeciles uncultured in the unique language conventions of canis lupus, listen carefully, because I’m going to translate for you verbatim.
Translation: “Fuck you! Fuck you, fucking bastard! You’re fucking fired!”
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Gender-Neutral Main Character. First-Person POV (I hate using Y/N, this is my magnum opus though). I/Me/My Pronouns. Self-Insert adjacent, can be read as either the reader narrating or as an original character narrating.