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a guide to professional munchery, by han jisung by breakmeopen
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
26 Nov 2023
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“Hyung. Is it weird that I like to eat pussy?”
Minho blinks. Wow, okay. “Um. No?”
“Okay,” Jisung says, sitting up. “Because I really like it. Not even just pussy. Like, one time, when I was hooking up with this guy at the company, he’d just finished practice so he was really sweaty and in hindsight it was probably gross but we fucked in the practice room and I ate his ass for like, thirty minutes, until one of his groupmates came looking for him. It was awesome.”
Minho has to take a long, steady breath to calm himself.
Jisung is, very proudly, a self-proclaimed munch. And what is left for Minho to do about that, besides test his best friend's abilities?
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29 Dec 2025
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“Jagi,” Minho says one day, sat by Jisung’s side on the couch, flipping through Netflix recommendations. “Would you breastfeed me?”
Jisung drops his phone in his lap in shock, eyes widening as he turns to look over at Minho. Minho, who has decided on a stupid nature documentary to read the summary on, the trailer starting to play in the background.
While the British narrator talks about lions, Jisung clears his throat. “W-What?”
“Breastfeed me,” Minho repeats. He fiddles with the remote in his hand. “You know, let me suck on your tits?”
Jisung is pregnant. Minho is obsessed with his tits— and, well... hungry.
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29 Dec 2025
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“Jisung, where’s your dick?”
A lot happens at once. Jisung reaches for his cock. Finds the space there empty. Realizes Minho’s cock is buried deep inside where his balls should be.
He screams, launching himself forward off the bed, hitting the floor with a loud cry. Minho shouts, scrambling to the edge of the bed, clicking the bedside lamp on and looking down at Jisung over the edge with wide eyes.
“Hyung,” Jisung cries, spreading his legs, looking down at himself.
“You— You have a vagina.”
Or, the one where Jisung wakes up with a different set of parts between his legs.
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28 Dec 2025
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“Nothing. It’s just–" Jisung licks his lips. "I can’t visualize this specific.. Uh. Position?” His cheeks grow hot.
“Which one?” Minho asks.
“..Thigh humping.”
“It’s like humping a pillow,” Minho says, stunning Jisung. “Just on another person.”
“..What?”
“Mhm.” And Minho just nods, as if this is a very normal conversation to have. Maybe between other best friends, but not– Not between them. At least, not before this moment. “What, have you never done it?”
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Or: Jisung rides Minho's thigh.Bookmarked by lovemi
28 Dec 2025
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“Then who do you like?” Jisung asks with what he hopes is a steady, light voice. “You can tell me, I wouldn’t judge you. I could even help you, be your wingman.”
Minho grabs his wrist and pins it down. “Jisung, do you really not know?”
“I–I don’t know who you like,” Jisung says defensively. “How would I know? You never talk to me about your feelings.”
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Or: Jisung is convinced that his hot childhood best friend doesn't like him back. Fool.Bookmarked by lovemi
28 Dec 2025