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    Wikipedia articles aren’t valid research sources.
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    “When he torpedoes you on Rate My Professor you’re gonna deserve it,” TJ informs him.

     

    Or: Shane is Ryan's beleaguered history TA. Ryan won't stop suggesting insane theories.

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    08 Jul 2020

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    “Shane Madej, did you just use a basketball reference to tell me you want to be my superhero sidekick?”

    Shane’s expression is long-suffering. “Jesus Christ. You got me. That’s the insidiousness of your influence."

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    08 Jul 2020

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    “Ryan Bergara. You know, about this tall, scared of his own shadow, and loves the Lakers more than life itself. My co-host, that Ryan.”

    “You have a co-host? Since when?”

    “Since always?” Shane lowered his voice. “Is this for a video? It’s cool, I’ll play along.”

    Andrew looked at him like he was growing a second head. “I was going to ask you the same thing. I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

    Or: Shane goes to work one day and Ryan’s not there. Ryan’s not anywhere.

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    03 Jul 2020

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    “Dude. Dude. Shane. You gotta let me sleep in your sleeping bag.”

    Shane rolls over. “”There- it’s a one-person bag.”

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    27 Jun 2020

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    “Generally, people who want to buy houses with other people tend to have feelings for the person they’re purchasing the house with,” Katie muses, eyebrow arched.

    Brittney nods, her face melting into something like sympathy, with the soft curve of her crooked smile.

    “It’s Shane,” Ryan reasons, like that offers any explanation. It doesn’t seem to.

    “Yes, it’s Shane. Shane who—” Katie makes a vague hand gesture at him. “—and you who—” she continues, with another vague hand gesture. Ryan frowns. 

    “But it’s Shane.” Ryan looks at Steven.

    “Hey, don’t look at me,” he says. “I got shot down because I’m ‘too tall’.” Steven mimes the air quotes.

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    25 Jun 2020