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To Our Good Friend and Squire, Edward, Who Needs his Dick Ridden Expediently
To our dearest friend and squire, Edward,
We are most concerned for the welfare of your penis.
You have not, as of yet, to the best of our knowledge, had an orgasm with this new penis while another person is present.
As such, our friend Jeffrey has provided you with a wide variety of whores so that you might finally stop drinking too much wine in an evening and commiserating at your penis' lack of experience.
Please peruse these profiles so that you may select one and we can finally, finally, all be at peace.
Yours cordially,
Jeffrey, Gareth and Freak
"Whores?!" Eddie echoes, in affectionate outrage. "Alright, let's see how well you know my taste, Jeff."
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Robin cares about three things: Shirley McLaine's confession to Audrey Hepburn in the 1961 film The Children's Hour, her best friend Steve Harrington, and the orgasm gap as reported in Alfred Kinsey's 1953 paper Sexual Behavior in the Human Female.
Her preoccupation with the third built gradually over time.
(or, the one where robin runs a girl gloryhole)
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"The 40-year-old wants to be friends with me," Eddie declares over his shoulder, to any of his roommates who can hear him.
"Maybe he can smell your desperation," Freak says back.
"Okay Mr. I-Eloped-With-My-High-School-Sweetheart-in-a-Graveyard-at-18, we can't all be as cool as you," Eddie replies.
"Who the fuck gets on Grindr to be friends with someone?" Jeff asks, wrinkling his nose.
"Leave the old man alone!" Eddie says, with more passion than he needs. "He's a single father and a working man."
(or, the age gap fic where steve and eddie meet on grindr and then decide to stay friends)