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    It slowly sinks in that he pictured his best friend while he was jerking off. God. He must be absolutely, unequivocally mental.

    He hears her soft laughter again in his head and his chest aches. It is as though she is pressing on the bruise with her small fingers.

    Yes, very, very much mental indeed, he decides.

    Or the one where Penelope stops speaking to Colin and he, well, he has sex dreams about her.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    The plan is this: come home, get a real job, stop running away from the only woman he has ever truly wanted, and make Penelope Featherington see him as something other than her goofy, perpetually wandering best friend.

    The plan is simple and elegant, and all sorted—except for that final little bullet point. No big deal.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    21 Feb 2026

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    When Penelope gets a text from Marina meant for someone else, saying Colin’s been in an accident in Italy and she’s not going to “deal with it,” Penelope doesn’t hesitate.

    One flight. One suitcase. One man she’s never stopped loving.

    She drops everything…and runs to him.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Penelope Featherington has been trying to get over her crush on her best friend Colin Bridgerton for the last several years. It should be pretty easy to do considering he spends the vast majority of his time away from London and in far off corners of the world as part of his travel writing and social media enterprises. He’s never around and she only sees him a couple of times a year at most. However, it turns out her problem in being unable to get over him has nothing to do with how often she spends time with him in-person. Her problem is the telephone.

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    Or, the one where Penelope and Colin start having phone sex as “friends.”

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    01 Feb 2026

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    His mouth drops open slightly as he looks down at her hand on his chest. She wonders if he’s also comparing their sizes, and she licks her lips at the thought. He looks up at her face just in time to see the flash of pink of her tongue, and two things happen that Penelope thought she would never experience in her lifetime.

    1. Colin Bridgerton is looking at her with “fuck me” eyes so dilated that she can’t tell what’s denim blue versus black.
    2. Colin Bridgerton lets out the prettiest, breathiest moan she’s ever heard in her life.

    Who could ever fight against that?

    “Can I please suck your dick, Colin?”

    -or-

    Colin and Pen meets Netflix and Chill

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    19 Apr 2025