6 Works by mdashes
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No Potential Conflicts of Interest Were Disclosed by mdashes
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
11 Oct 2025
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Jayce stares blankly at Viktor's finger on the paper, the straight lines and neat handwriting beneath it. It's just dates and numbers. Nothing to corroborate what he thinks he just heard. "Sorry, can you say that again?"
"Twenty point seven seconds. I think—this seems promising, no?"
"No, I." Jayce says. "You—" He closes his eyes for a moment to gather himself, takes a breath. "Uh, Viktor? Whose semen did you feed into the Hexcore?"
Viktor spins in the stool, and Jayce can finally see, with a rush of homesickness, his golden eyes, the impatient set of his mouth. "What do you mean, whose semen? My semen. Who else would—what kind of unethical operation do you think I'm running here?"
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You know that thing where your sentient Rubik's Cube demands organic material Audrey II-style so you jerk off three times in a row in front of your lab partner? IDK, me neither.
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Groovy Ways to Irritate Your Co-Defendant: Several Scenes Regrettably Not Included in The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020) by mdashes
Fandoms: The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
29 Aug 2022
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Non-AU, vaguely present day, Louis fucks Harry's thighs. Zero percent plot, zero percent bants/chats/lols, one hundred percent irredeemable.
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There's Magic Between You & Me by mdashes for littlepinkbow
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
23 Feb 2015
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"So you think you've been cursed because a SoCal hippie pointed a crystal at you and then you fucked your bandmate," Zayn says, his best attempt at a recap.
"That sounds so stupid," Louis says. "I can't believe this is happening. If you tell anyone they'll never find your body."
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"Could I suck you off, do you think," Louis says. He likes Zayn. He likes Zayn's dick. He likes the weed Zayn bought. He's kinda horny. It only seems fair.
Zayn snorts. "What," he says, "right now, like?"