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"So, what do I do if a fish bites?"
"Nothing. A fish won't bite."
"What?"
"You're not going to catch a fish."
"Your confidence in me is astounding, Arthur."
"I'm just warning you."
"Oh, even if it's the last thing I do-"
"I hate that I taught you that phrase."
"-I'm going to catch a fish. You're going to eat your words, Arthur. My fish is going to kick your fish's ass." -
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"Arthur, you're doing it wrong."
"For goodness sake. It's not like I haven't done this before."
"I think I know how my body works."
"Okay, you're right. If you're so smart, you show me how to do it."
"Yes, my king."
"Not this again!"
"My liege?"
"Mera!"