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“Is that a direct order from my superior, oh fearless leader?” Lance jokes, ever the wise guy, and gets a boot thrown at him for his efforts. He dodges it expertly, laughing as he comes to a stop in front of Keith’s chair. “Someone’s pushy tonight.”
“It’s been a long day, I need a stress reliever, not someone adding more weight on my shoulders. I thought that’s what this was? Two friends letting off some steam together?”
“It is.”
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two idiots with a breeding kink have increasingly unsafe sex, tune in next time to see what happens!!
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Keith is a wanted man, with a list of crimes that spans far longer than their time together. When he goes missing, Lance assumes his past caught up to him, and that he’s gone and died somewhere without so much as a goodbye. He isn’t expecting to see a ghost on his doorstep, with those same kind eyes that haunt his dreams each night.
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Too Busy Bein' Yours To Fall For Somebody New by melancholymango
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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“It is a great irony, isn’t it? I wasted a lifetime searching for a purpose, a muse beyond all muses, a way to leave my mark behind on this miserable world. I’ve finally found it, the epitome of beauty, a love fiercer and stronger than any other… and I could never dream of capturing it with the written word. I guess some things are meant to be felt, not written or sung.”
“Do you always perform a monologue after sex?”
“Only when the sex is good, I assure you.” Jaskier winks over at him. “I’m not insane.”
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Keith is a vampire, Lance is a werewolf, and they're both coworkers doomed to be in close proximity of each other. It's hard enough with the unrequited romantic feelings blooming in Keith's chest, but throw into the mix the fact that suddenly he's losing his appetite for blood and violently sick throwing up flowers in Lance's presence? Well, things just got a lot more complicated.
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As a coming of age ritual, all witches must choose an element to hone for their magic. Or, if you're greedy, you make a deal with the devil to harness all the elements... just be sure you're willing to pay the price.
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The World's Most Unfortunate Crush(es) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
23 May 2021
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“You’ve had your fun.” Sukuna took a single step forward, sultry gaze honed in on Megumi, who seemed utterly lost as to what was happening, “Now it’s time for me to have mine.”
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Wherein Sukuna doesn’t rip Itadori’s heart out thanks to a certain distraction named Megumi Fushiguro. He does something a little, well, different.
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A Decade In The Sun by Literate_Wolverine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
06 Jul 2020
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“You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.
“We’re married, aren’t we?”
“Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”
It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.
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07 Jul 2020
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No one ever told you how hard it was to be sexy during a Washington winter, especially not Fifty Shades of Grey, which Lance often felt like the star of. And, all right, in all fairness, Keith wasn’t Christian Grey levels of wealthy, and he didn’t have any secret sex rooms, and Lance was not with him because he’d signed his ass over to a repressed BDSM god.
Don’t get Lance wrong. Keith was definitely a repressed rich boy. It was just that he was Mr. Grey’s inverse: the type of repressed rich boy you had to beg to spank you and even then there was no telling if he’d have to leave the room afterwards because he felt so torn up with guilt at having to hurt you. Which he didn’t. Or, well, he did, but Lance liked it. Enough to ask for it, anyway.
And was that honestly so crazy?
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