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    Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?

    Ilya: a what? what is SOS?

    Shane: like a distress signal

    Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father

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    Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.

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    17 May 2026

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    “Lay on the center of the bed” Shane says once he’s done tying his hands. Ilya is still looking at him “Do i have something on my face? Lay on the bed. Now.”
    Shane doesn’t know where all this bossy shit is coming, but he’s starting to love it. Giving orders to his Russian boy was… hot.
    “...i think you like this” Ilya says as lays down on his back, expectant on what Shane would do next. “so much”

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    Ilya tied up and blindfolded while shane uses him as a dildo

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    17 May 2026

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    It starts when his friend makes Kakashi wear a skirt. Obito should find it hilarious, but he just sort of gets a boner instead.

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    07 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PEAK

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    Five times Obito embarrasses himself in front of his TA, and the one time he doesn’t.

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    07 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PEAK

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    Sasuke has a type.

    It’s blond, stupid, and…

    ...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.

    Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.

    Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.

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    11 Nov 2025