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If It's Better To Bet On Us, I'll Double Down by deepslowpanic
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
28 Mar 2024
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“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?”
“That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.”
And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?”
He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy.
“Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.”
“Hey!”
Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?”
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United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?
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Donghyuck only takes customers upon referral. He's too busy with his own stuff to worry about helping others all the time. He hides his shop, he closes his blinds, and he only opens up if people know the right words.
"I'm cursed to fall in love with everyone I see," Johnny says.
"Oh." People say a lot of words to Donghyuck, but those words are good enough. With a sigh, he unlocks the chain and lets the stranger inside. "Isn't that a fun trick?"
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Bookmarked by namjoonieboy
12 Jul 2023
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so cuteeee little magic stories are so cuteee
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BRIBED into a relationship with AMERICANOS?! [NOT CLICKBAIT] by jokheiz
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
19 Jun 2020
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: editor in the house
Attached: demo_reel_2020.movHeya,
Saw your ad around campus for a video editor for your youtube channel. Here’s a demo reel in case you need one or something.
I’m pretty much available at all times (what is sleep) and only need a starbucks venti americano with 6 espresso shots as payment for every video edited.P.S watched some vids and ur hella cute. Feel free to just hit me up if u need someone to make you blush (✧ω✧)
(in which Mark is looking for an editor for his Youtube channel and Jaemin is the only person who answers)
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Bookmarked by namjoonieboy
10 Jun 2023
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so cute!!!!! my heart hurts for them so much
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Namjoon didn't expect to run into the TA from his philosophy class at the gay bar Taehyung and Jimin drag him to, he really didn't expect him to look this nice outside of class, and he really, really didn't expect to have a crush on him.
It's going to be an interesting semester.
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In which Jeongguk upgrades from being his boss' frazzled and overworked assistant to prospective future step-parent practically overnight.
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Bookmarked by namjoonieboy
21 May 2023
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oh. my. gosh. this literally saved my life.