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"It's a quick trip on the ferry and then the light rail," he explains, neglecting to mention that quick meant four hours.
"We'll be back by tonight?" Edwin asks after spitting his toothpaste out.
Charles nods excitedly. "I'll drive us back, it'll be no issue."
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Charles thinks Crystal is his girlfriend, but Crystal didn't get the memo. So when he walks in on her hooking up with her roommate, Niko, he has nobody but himself to blame. It's a good thing his childhood best friend, Edwin, is there to help him through this.
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23 Aug 2025
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A ghost sighting and a seance. Charles is a pro at handling this whole "your best mate's in love with you" thing.
"Right, so," Charles says. "Thing is, Edwin's already in love with me, so he's not gonna go out with you. Sorry. Just trying to warn you before you get too close, mate...It's making you look a bit pathetic, is all."
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04 Dec 2024
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It was hell seeing Edwin at school in the hallways, because Charles felt like a beacon was shining on himself permanently, singling him out, a giant sign hanging over his head, proclaiming in bold, neon letters, “Edwin Payne, I’m gagging for your cock!”
His crush had taken on the flavour of obsession. He was equally eager and afraid of Edwin noticing him, which was unlikely. Edwin Payne had never noticed him before.
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Short alive!au with actual plot featuring both Edwin's demonic sacrifice and Charles's brush with hypothermia.
Oh, and the filthiest blowjob I could manage.- Language:
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26 Nov 2024
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Wunderkammer, noun. Translated from the German as wonder room and more commonly known in English as a cabinet of curiosities.
HELP WANTED: Maintenance Worker (late hours)
Seeking a person of steady disposition and keen intellect. Generous compensation. Room and board available upon request. Not suitable for those possessed of a delicate constitution or nervous temperament. Mechanical aptitude a must, fast runners strongly preferred. Priority will be afforded to candidates with no dependents or other living relatives. Applicants may report to Mr. Edwin Payne, acting head curator and recondite warder of the London Athenaeum.
Office hours: 11:30pm – 5:30am, Mondays only.It’s the weirdest bloody job interview Charles has ever done.
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- Part 1 of Wunderkammer
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25 Oct 2024
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oh mama (i'm just having fun) by cannibalisticCorpse
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV) RPF
23 Nov 2024
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Dead Boy Detectives has just been cancelled. George and Jayden both need some company. They sleep together and then get offered leading roles in a romcom Lukas has been hired to direct. Jayden creates problems on purpose and the two of them can't keep their hands off of each other.
At least Jayden does get to kiss George after all.
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24 Oct 2024