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  1. Rec *

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    Preparing for the Emperor's wedding, everyone has some things they need to learn about.

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    23 Dec 2023

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    “The handmaidens are beside themselves to see you in your uniform tomorrow.” Zelda blithely smiles, tongue in cheek even as she wonders as to the taste of his. Her appointed knight raises blond eyebrows, mug halfway to full lips before he pauses to roll her words over in his head.

    “Are they now?”

    “Oh yes,” He sips, throat bobbing with a thoughtful swallow. Green eyes follow the motion ravenously, but if Link feels her gaze on him he doesn’t let on. “It’s all Marion could talk about this morning.” His mouth pulls up into a smirk, and Zelda realizes too late the mischief brewing behind bright blue eyes. She’s inadvertently walked into a trap.

    “And you?” Her knight drops his two syllables into the air between them like a remote bomb from the Sheikah slate.

    “And I?” Zelda’s heart races as she strives to play coy, painfully aware of how low her bodice dips. Greedy lungs beg for his secondhand air, bidding her chest rise and earning a brief flare of Link’s nostrils. Hyrule’s hope leans forward, wolflike as he halves the space between them to murmur.

    “Are you beside yourself to see me in my uniform?”

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    27 Aug 2023

  3. Rec 13

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    Is it really a crime to break into your kismesis’s ship? The great big vessel doesn’t belong to Nepeta, obviously, but surely the law can understand the power of a good romantic gesture. And frankly, as a dashing rogue in the same vein as Troll Robin Hood (stealing from the high and giving to the low, all that good shit), isn’t it sort of Nepeta’s narrative duty to get her ass in the cargo hold of a violetblood’s hull and see what kind of havoc she can wreak?

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    Nepeta Leijon, thief, romance expert, and many-quadranted stud, sneaks onto her kismesis's ship to have some fun -- because she's a thief, romance expert, and many-quadranted stud.

    Eridan doesn't know what hit him.

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    24 Jun 2021