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Friends Who Take Viagra Together, Stay Together by argonClamp (neonClamp)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 Sep 2025
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Law, Luffy, and Kid are on a road trip that quickly go awry when Luffy buys some new and mysterious candy at a gas station. What happens next will "sure, what the hell" you!
(They fuck in the car while driving, somehow)
Written for day 26 of the Schlocktober prompt: gas station sex pills
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Her Highness Reiju Vinsmoke, crown princess of the Germa66 kingdom, wants to get free of her fae king father whose tyranny promises only a life full of nothings. After a lifetime of failures, this is her last, desperate gambit to throw herself outside of his confines — and she found just the pawn for it, too.
Written for the Hot Girl Sunny server's big bang!
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All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players by neonClamp for ebisu_lover69
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2025
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On midsummer nights like this, Violet and Doffy share a smoke on the castle's balcony.
Viola and Doflamingo maintain their balancing act.
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Please go home: a tarot reader's impassioned demand for a walking copyright violation to return to his world by neonClamp
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 May 2025
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Basil Hawkins is just another man in his thirties, running his own business and trying to get by. His daily tarot drawing has other plans for him, however. A freak accident leads to a freak encounter leads to a freak... roommate?!
Vinsmoke Shipping week day 6 - urban fantasy. More specifically, tamagotchi au
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Reiju knows Judge will never let her rule. To seize her rightful inheritance, she strikes a deal on Whole Cake island. Sanji even gets to escape, so everyone who matters, wins.
She had freed Sanji and watched him run away, promising that she would take care of it. This time was different, this time, she could handle it. In fact, it would go much smoother without him around. Run away, Sanji, towards the people who care about you.
"I don't understand," Sanji had protested. "How are you planning to get out of this?"
"What would change, if you understand?" She replied. "Go."
Vinsmoke Shipping Week day 4 - magic ring
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An LLC by any other name would be as sweet by neonClamp
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 May 2025
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Reiju and her brothers are left to fend for themselves after their father, Judge, got nabbed by the IRS and other alphabet agencies for a mile-long list of felonies. With not more than several million berris to their name, what will they do?
written for Vinsmoke Shipping Week's day 3 prompt - modern
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You just finished up a group lab project with Law. As a freshmen in GrandLine University and the newest recruit of the Donquiote crew, it's been a rough few months of adjusting to this bizarre but opportunity-rich campus, but you're starting to hit your stride around.
Some personable small talk at the end of a group project goes wrong as you reveal, unbeknownst to you, that you hooked up with Law's longtime crush, and damn, does she have a bone to pick with you.
Part of a series, but can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of GrandLine University
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How much is a life worth? How does one begin to capture a life lived?
For Fukuro, the respective answers are: nothing much, and by creating a plot line and destiny for the body to rest in. After all, as a gossip-monger, who knows better than him on the matter? Given free reign, he can cut loose and set up his stage.
Lights... cameras... action!
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It's not everyday that the ghost princess takes a personal interest in a mere servant. Then again, no event in Thriller Bark could be classified as "everyday," and Cindry has even less of a basis on judging these things, what with being an undead servant whose head is crammed with useless memories of two other lives.
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Harumasa's late to his date! By the time he actually gets there and meets the guy, he kind of doesn't care anymore. Except that he does.
prompt: Can we have them going on a meet ugly bad date and Seth is eating spaghetti bad and Harumasa leaves. Seth is a catboy so please also point out how he makes weird little cat noises while eating and how he has a spiky cat tongue and Harumasa thinks smth like "if he goes down on me then...."
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!!! HOT SINGLE PIRATES NEAR YOU CLICK NOW !!! by argonClamp (neonClamp)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2025
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Welcome to Grandline University!
Think of this reader-insert fic as more like being the protagonist of an h-visual novel progression that you’re reading. “Your” personality traits won’t be 1:1 to your actual ones, but appearance descriptions have been kept vague for immersion.
You’re a first year student, excited to be a big fish in a big pond. And of course you can’t not experience the sororities. The brightest and best join the Donquixotes, where you’ve heard whispers that the upperclassmen sate their appetites on the fresh recruits. Really, you wouldn’t mind if they do… like, at all…
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- Part 1 of GrandLine University
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An introduction to the daily lives of magical girls and their cafe, centering on Conis.
(The title is supposed to be a parody of Tokyo Mew Mew)
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Law fucks herself on her lover’s hand
(Law is ambiguously in her 20s here. no beta)
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Queen Otohime must convince Saint Mjosgard if her campaign is to succeed, but first, she must reach his heart. Every word counts.
Written for Hot Girl Sunny's 500-words G.I.R.L.S competition!
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you're telling me a ham fisted this metaphor? by neonClamp
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 Feb 2025
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Spandam is a worthless man. He himself has bad taste. Jabra muses on those two facts.
Hard to kill, easy to fuck. Lucci considers it.
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It's a dark and stormy evening when Nami, legendary navigator and left-hand woman of the Pirate King, gets swallowed up in the tornado of a mysterious Devil Fruit power.
Nami’s vision goes dark as her senses fade away.
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Snippets of scenes if Doflamingo cloned his baby brother to try and fix the hole in his heart. This time, it just might work.
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A quick imagining of the night Hancock and her sisters freed themselves.
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The snowfall turns into a flurry as dawn goes into day. By late afternoon when her training has ended, Reiju heads outside to watch the streak of blue running around the courtyards.
"Think fast!" Niji lobs a snowball at her head, and Reiju turns it to the side to dodge. Her younger brother responds with a volley of following shots, which she also dodges, blocks, and grabs one out of the air.
A very loose interpretation of the day 11 prompt - two mugs of hot-cocoa.
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top 5 heavenly tribulations to get your shit together (the last one will surprise you!) by neonClamp
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
20 Aug 2024
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It was a bright and sunny day in Germa 66 before the horrors (karmic retribution) happened.