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11 Jan 2026
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The other night, sometime after you made him come around your fingers for the first time, you taught him what lonely meant. Because, well. It’s always been a sort of running theory of yours that Denji’s been mistaking lonely for horny at least eighty percent of the time he’s begging for something lewd.
There is one pitfall to this—Denji has taken to saying he’s lonely when he actually is in fact just horny. And it is ruining your life, because one: the word itself has now been completely bastardized in your mind, and two: your dick has now been classically conditioned to the sound of the claim.
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- Part 2 of lovedrunk
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11 Jan 2026
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Uh—wait,” Denji breaks the silence, finally. He kinda looks like he’s in physical pain. “I mean, you ain’t, uh. Unfuckable, or anything, you know. I just, uh, I. Uh.”
“Don’t hurt yourself,” you laugh, righting your shirt from where it’s been pulled out of place. He’s blushing so hard you could probably fry an egg on his face. “It’s fine, sweetheart. Really. Happens all the time.”
You’re lying, by the way, if it wasn’t obvious. You’ve lived your fair share of bullshit but being mistaken for a chick is absolutely a new one. But Denji flushes scarlet at the pet name, and, oh. Isn’t that interesting.
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- Part 1 of lovedrunk
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07 Jan 2026
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You've always felt a strange energy coming from your television set - a boxy old CRT you can't afford to replace and feel oddly attached to. It's almost like it's... aware, somehow.
When you discover how to shift between the Light and Dark Worlds, you learn the truth: your beloved, dusty TV is actually Mr "Ant" Tenna - who, as it turns out, has a bit of a thing for you. With this knowledge in hand (and Tenna completely unaware that you know) you decide to have some fun. How worked up can you get him before he finally cracks?
Or: how to tease an inanimate television until its sentient Dark World counterpart finally admits he's been watching (and enjoying) the entire time.
A standalone story & part of my Tenna/Reader series.
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- Part 2 of Physical Challenges With Mr "Ant" Tenna
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26 Dec 2025
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Occasionally growing a chainsaw for a head has made him realize he can adapt to pretty much anything.
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20 Dec 2025