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    “I don’t think you touching it would, like, kill me. Probably?”

    “Probably,” Mira repeats, entirely unimpressed. “What if we didn’t try potentially life threatening activities at 7PM on a Tuesday evening, instead?”

    “Okay, but like. Have you ever read Undertale fanfiction?” Both Rumi and Mira stare blankly at her. “I’m taking that as a no. But if those fanfictions were correct, and fanfiction is rarely ever wrong, then getting your soul fondled probably feels really good.”

    Rumi’s jaw drops.

    Zoey smiles. “C’mon, Rumes, jerk my soul off.”

    “What?!”

    “Zoey, it’s a ball of light,” Mira says confidently, like she knows at all what she’s talking about. “I doubt you can even stroke it.”

    As if that is at all the biggest problem with the suggestion. "Guys, please—"

    Rumi can see souls, and it turns out she can touch them, too. This ability is not at all misused in any way :)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “Oh my god!” Zoey groaned from between Rumi’s thighs. “Miraaa, how is Rumi so cute when she’s all embarrassed like this? Ugh, I just want to bite her so bad!”

    Mira shrugged, idly toying with Rumi’s nipple even as her attention turned back to Zoey. “So bite her, then. It’s Rumi—she’ll probably like it.”

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Rumi’s eyes narrowed. “When did you get so spoiled, baby?” she asked calmly, not rising to the challenge of Mira’s bratty words. She didn’t need to raise her voice or get angry to drive home her control; Zoey felt it as strongly as if Rumi’s hand was around her neck. Clearly Mira felt the same, because she shuddered, staring up at Rumi with wide eyes. “You know, I think I let you two get away with too much. In here I let you have your fun. I let you be in charge because I like it and it’s hot.” 

    She turned her glare towards Zoey, who was perched on the edge of her seat in the armchair. “But I’ve been too lax with you, hm? You forgot that out there, I’m the leader. You listen to me. And since you decided to bring your little games out of our home and into our work, I think you both need a reminder of who’s really in charge.” 

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    Zoey wins a bet and makes Mira wear a remote-controlled vibrator on a day of back-to-back interviews. Rumi isn't happy with how reckless they are once she finds out, and takes it upon herself to remind them that she's the one in charge.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    “Can you, um,” Zoey clears her throat, her fingers curling into a fist in front of her mouth. Nerves take over, she can feel her heart pounding against her chest, a fast thump, thump, thump that sends all coherent thoughts in her brain scattering. Her gaze darts back and forth between the colorful row of Gatorade bottles and the shiny, metallic Red Bull cans. Her own flustered expression reflects on the chilled glass of the refrigerator displays. “Can you repeat that, Mir?”

    Mira chuckles as she tilts her head, warm brown eyes fondly studying the way Zoey’s being so demure right now. Like a turtle ducking into its shell. It’s beyond cute. She repeats the words that have turned her boisterous alpha into a meek little cutie.

    “I want to take your knots. After the gala. We’re still on break and I want to spend it with you both.” The flustered squeak Zoey lets out makes Mira laugh lightly, mirth bubbling off of her tongue from the sight of Zoey blushing bright red after hearing her request.

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    or, a massive polytrix abo smut fic i've been cooking up since september 2025 hehe

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “Whoa, no—no consent here! I didn’t agree to any of this 'mating' thing. It’s not normal to just… tell someone that! There’s a process to these things, you know? Like dating… holding hands. I hardly know anything about you two! You should at least take me out for dinner first before trying to get in my pants.” She forced a weak laugh, hoping the joke would diffuse the tension, but her blush deepened, mortified by her own boldness.

    Mira tilted her head. “Dinner? Pants? What do these mean? We hunt for food, not ‘take out.’ And your… coverings? We wear hides for practicality, not barriers.”

    Rumi buried her face in her hands, groaning in embarrassment. “Oh god, never mind. It’s a human joke. I mean… you should spend time with me, get to know me better—talk, share stories, build trust—before trying to take things further. Like romantically, or whatever this is.”

    Zoey’s eyes glinted with sudden excitement. “So… you’re saying we can mate with you if we court you right? If we do this ‘process’ your way?” Her tail swished eagerly, the prospect of learning more about humans making her light up like a bioluminescent bloom.

    Or, Rumi betrays her species to have a hot alien threesome.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    smuttiest smut ch 3