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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Written for those of us who wanted to see more of the Offspring in a kinkier way. If the way he was shown to want to drink from a lactating Kay made you flustered then this is the smut for you.
    Following the events of Romulus, a now corrupted Kay gives birth to a twisted Alien who once grown comes back for more...

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    14 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    This was written after a few times of speaking with Lump the Enlightened, and there's not enough smut about him. This is literally just shameless porn, so if you don't want to f*ck the ogre, you probably shouldn't read this, haha. It's just graphic sex with an ogre, so dni if it's not your schtick or you shouldn't be here.

    No beta, I wrote this up in... four hours? So any critiques, I probably won't take seriously because this was just for fun and I haven't published anything on here in three years.

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    30 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Lump's licking gets out of hand, to Tav's delight.

    "”Lay this tender feast down,” his voice rumbled along her skin as Lump issued his order. Tav could see his eyes seeking out her own with a hungry fondness, and though her shoulders and upper back were laid gently upon the ground, Lump kept her legs lifted up."

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    30 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Mayrina’s mind raced, her fear mingling with a dawning realization.
    He was doing this on purpose.
    The casual revelation, the mocking tone, the way he loomed just close enough to make her flinch—it was all a performance, designed to unsettle her, to push her away. He’d called her a weakling, a liability, in the argument she’d overheard, and now he was trying to scare her into running from the camp.

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    Following Auntie Ethel’s defeat, the Dark Urge offers Mayrina shelter at the campsite until they reach Baldur’s Gate. Astarion isn’t exactly pleased.

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    22 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Daemon’s silhouette filled the doorway, his violet eyes glinting with a mix of disdain and desire.
    Alicent’s stomach twisted, her cuticles throbbing as she faced the dragon she was now bound to, her anxiety a silent scream beneath her obedient facade.

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    Daemon and Alicent consummate their marriage.

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    04 Jun 2025