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"Make a sex tape." Valentino shrugs.
He says that like it's a normal thing to say. Like that's a perfectly fucking normal proposition to make to another man, one that you're talking to for the first fucking time in your life.
"I --" Vox splutters.
But then he remembers the position he's in. He's already been turned down once, and look where that got him. If his second attempt at forming a partnership goes tits up on him, especially with a rising star of the Pride Ring's adult media, he's got a snowball's chance in Hell of finding a decent alliance within the next few decades. Who knows what could happen in that time?
"Yeah, sure," he chokes out. "That could work." He clamps a hand round his glass and downs it to the very last drop.
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Chapter 1: Prologue
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18 Apr 2026
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For Staticmoth week 2026, Day 1: Date Night / Night Out
Valentino takes Vox out on a date to relive their first meeting.
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16 Apr 2026
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For seven years Valentino had possessed the pleasure of being the one and only entity in hell to whom Vox devoted the entirety of his physical and emotional attention. Sure, Vox watched other sinners, he watched everyone. It was kind of his thing. But Valentino was the only one who really knew how to get under Vox's skin. He was the only one who got to see the all-powerful Media Overlord down on his knees.
That was until a certain Radio Demon just had to show his stupid, smiling face in town again, right after Valentino had just begun to think that he was gone for good. The instant that Alastor had come crawling back out of whatever hole he had disappeared to all those years ago, Vox had become a man obsessed. Consumed.
Vox somehow got it in his programming that he was actually some kind of threat to Alastor, that he could ever hope to be a formidable adversary against the powers of the Radio Demon. Valentino needed to remind that hot headed TV host who he really belonged to and that, underneath all that bravado and bluster, Vox was no better than the pimp's other cheap whores.
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15 Apr 2026
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Alastor is in rut. He decides to pay his recently defeated rival (and old friend) a visit.
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- Part 3 of oneshots
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24 Jan 2026
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And It Swells by hazbeing (writtenwordsaloud) for grovestep
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Jan 2026
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Sometimes it's more than the knot which expands to fill the space.
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14 Jan 2026
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Val had been interested in a little area of Vox he hadn’t been granted access to yet. Maybe today was his chance.
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14 Jan 2026
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Treasures in Heaven (You Cannot Serve Two Fathers) by Cougheefl0wer
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2026
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Vincent is a man loved by many. He is honest and faithful, but what if I told you he has a dark secret?
Au where Vox is a priest and goes by the name of Vincent while Valentino is a demon who can't keep his hands to himself.
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11 Jan 2026
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阿拉斯托又在很不合时宜的时候硬了,那就是拒绝沃克斯的可悲提议时。或许是酒精影响,或许是大笑刺激得全身血液流通,又或者是文森特那张可悲的小屏幕脸过于委屈了,总之,阿拉斯托就这么硬了。
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08 Jan 2026
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Valentino takes control.
The ribbons running across the silky corset were a surprisingly comfortable fastening in surprisingly uncomfortable positions. It wasn't often that Vox indulged Valentino's fantasies he wasn't sure of, but the absolute fuck-up of a heavenly provocation required some concessions on his side. Reluctantly, he agreed to indulge Val this one time.
Vox knew the gift box with a huge, aggressively pink ribbon on top was a mistake to open, but he did so anyway.
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08 Jan 2026
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人尽皆知的压迫感怪胎Valentino向兄弟会提交了入会申请、并许诺接受一切程度的新人入会考核。但正如会长Vox所言:艺术系酷儿与我这个充满“男性气质”的团伙格格不入,你现在就立刻打包滚蛋。
Valentino的新人考核抽到的是“成为会长一个月的贴身奴隶”,Vox收回了之前的那句话。Bookmarked by noodlecrackers
06 Jan 2026
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Two months after trying to kill Alastor and almost killing everyone, Vox is desperate both for Valentino to forgive him and for Valentino to fuck him again. So he gifts Valentino with a combination cock ring and prostate stimulator and a vibrating butt plug. But Valentino isn't so easy to forgive...
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02 Jan 2026
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Everything hurts.
That’s the least of Vox’s worries once he awakens and finds himself human once more.
Pile a mandatory Overload meeting the same day. Finding out he’s pregnant later in the week while also trying to figure out who it was that sabotaged him and Val.
Now that’s a news headline anyone would want to see.
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31 Dec 2025
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Vox is hoping to celebrate a successful product launch by spending the night with Valentino. Things go awry quickly, but metrics are looking good.
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31 Dec 2025
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大学校园里的“怪人”Charlie总是不遗余力地想要调查一起学生失踪案件,为此,她承受了太多的来自那些风云人物们的挖苦。在其中,所有的嫌疑人都和最受欢迎的兄弟会会长Vox有千丝万缕的关系——是时候去找Vox谈一谈了。
这次,她发誓要让那个刻薄傲慢的人气王承受后果,而且她做到了。Bookmarked by noodlecrackers
31 Dec 2025
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Alastor spends a rut with an odd new co-worker on accident, and finds the strange man intensely interesting. Vincent, on the other hand, is determined to do anything to keep his secret and continue hiding his true self from everyone. Including himself. Alastor is on the case to find out just who Vincent really is.
Modern setting omegaverse AU.
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30 Dec 2025
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Vox and Val are trying out new sex toys to spice up their roleplay, when Vox gets stuck with cursed magical items that turn him into a cat. Now he has to wait six days for the curse to be broken. Will Vox survive that long? Will instincts get the best of him? Will his business partners put him in cute situations that he doesn't like? Who knows! Read to find out!
[WARNING]: There is sexual content and violence towards animals in the first chapter. Do not read if you are squeamish towards either one. Otherwise enjoy!
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30 Dec 2025
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沃克斯和瓦伦提诺又把架打到了床上。自从俩人彻底捅破了窗户纸之后,俩人就很少吵得这么激烈了,恋爱的激情让俩人过分包容对方,这同时也积攒了很多怨言,所以这次爆发他俩吵得格外厉害,甚至上升到了肢体冲突。
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29 Dec 2025
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Vox is now a fallen Overlord and there's some sinners out there for revenge.
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26 Dec 2025
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Astarion is plagued by dreams of his master.
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26 Dec 2025
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In lieu of smashing his phone again, a cushion is shredded, fluff flying. Angry squeaks echo. What the fuck, Vox? Is he doing this on purpose? He tells Val that he l-loves him, and then ignores him for work – why? To make Val actually crazy? It’s fucking Christmas Eve!
Val will show Vox how easy it is to say ‘no’. With a vindictive flick of his fingertip, he scraps the schedule for the rest of the day. Hah! There.
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It's Christmas at V Tower, and workaholic Vox still has not learned his lesson. Luckily, Val feels in the mood for teaching him.
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- Part 3 of Hang Your Head
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25 Dec 2025
