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Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop for birdsofshore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2014
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It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?
Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.
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mob and dimple play a prank on reigen!
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Footsteps scrambled on the landing and Rick turned to watch a scrawny kid half-stumble down the stairs. Yellow shirt, blue pants, and a red headband holding back long brown hair… wait what?
Morty came to a dead halt on the last step, eyes wide and glued on Rick. “What – Who’s this?” Morty asked and the voice wasn’t quite right, it wasn’t the voice he heard from every second person on The Citadel. It was a little higher, a little more feminine, and suddenly Rick was realizing he hadn’t done nearly enough research before he’d knocked on the door.
“I’m your grandpa, Rick,” he answered before Beth could make the introduction, his brow furrowing because what? How did he stumble across an anomaly like this?
“This is Morticia,” Beth supplied, gesturing to her youngest child. “Morty for short.”
U-694’s Morty wasn’t a Mortimer, she was a Morticia. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
(Or the one where Rick τ-314 discovers the trouble of pairing up with the multi-verse's rarest Morty.)
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- Part 1 of U-694verse
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Nanu doesn't really know how to take care of himself, so Acerola does her best.
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28 Oct 2018
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commissioning this was the best decision i ever made (sobbing cat emoji)