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Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco lives a sad little life as a Ministry Workerbee. He keeps his head down and stays within the terms of his probation. He does not date, he does not socialize, except with Theo and Pansy, who for some reason are hellbent on making his life a little less pathetic.
After horrible, idiotic ‘doesn’t take no for an answer’ McLaggen turns up dead, Draco is the only one that seems to connect the strange something happening to Granger and the murders of every molester, abuser, and sexual creep in the Ministry.
To save his own selfish skin, Draco is determined to find out what is going on–and gets trapped in Granger’s sexual web in the process.
—-Hermione Granger is possessed by a sex demon and pathetic, virginal Draco tries to stop her from taking revenge on every creep in the Wizarding World. Too bad he falls for the demon in the process.
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11 Aug 2025
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No one knows that she was almost Sorted into Slytherin. (She’d reasoned her way out of it, of course.)
Things aren't always as they seem.Bookmarked by normal_author
07 Aug 2025
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Gregory Goyle knew that he’d never been the smartest bloke, but he supposed it didn’t really matter. His bride-to-be was more than smart enough for the both of them. She looked awfully pretty on their wedding day, all dressed in white, even though she didn’t smile, and her eyes were sort of red, almost like she’d been crying.
She glanced back towards the door where the two Aurors who had brought her were stationed with their wands out. Greg remembered hearing that Padma Patil had made a run for it and got tossed in Azkaban for a while. He couldn’t blame her—she was supposed to marry Marcus Flint, who was an absolute twat. She’d had to marry him anyway in the end, so the whole thing ended up being just a waste of time.
Hermione kept her gaze trained on the door for a long moment before turning back to him, still unsmiling. “Let’s just get this over with.”
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It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.
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23 Jul 2025
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Superstar Dave Strider comes home to discover his little brother wants to jump his bones and won't take no for an answer. WHOOPS!
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"I'd like to see an Alpha Dave/Bro fic where -- although he's younger -- Bro is clearly still the one in control. Like, Dave is the one being seduced and taken advantage of."
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- 7/7
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30 Apr 2025
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Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.
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30 Apr 2025
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This story predates Bojack Horseman and I think it may have inspired the series. Cannot recommend enough
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Ivan, a zoosadist, is conflicted about his fetish. One night he finds a certain website that may change his life forever.
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- Part 4 of The Gore Collection
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09 Jan 2025
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Hank returns home to an unusually quiet house, finding no sign of Connor and Sumo in the living room or kitchen. Following a rhythmic sound, he discovers Connor engaged in sexual acts with Sumo in his bedroom, leaving him utterly devastated.
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12 Dec 2024
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Thank god people are still writing this dynamic
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This is the story of a Petunia Dursley who saw Harry Potter sleeping on her stoop and said 'How can this benefit me?'
And it's the story of Harold Evans Dursley who grew up knowing there was power in being polite and that sometimes getting people to do what you want was easier than you'd think. Also, having Dudley sit on the kids trying to punch you works like a charm.
And it's the story of Dudley Dursley who is determined to squash bullies, be polite, and do the best he can at--well, everything. He's going to learn languages and battle maths and end up working at Grunnings with his brother. And everything will be totally brill.
This is a story of book clubs and bridge, parseltongue shenanigans and owl-backed child mafias, of all the things that happen while they're not at Hogwarts-- and all the stuff that does.
It's a story about Harold the Normal. He's here to learn magic and go home... because the rest of his life is waiting for him.
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21 Aug 2024
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Scientific Pokedex by Classpectanon, scientificpokedex (Classpectanon)
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
10 Aug 2024
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06 Aug 2024
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Either must die at the hand of the other by Metalomagnetic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2022
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Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.
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- Part 1 of Either must die
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- 260,011
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- 25/25
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- 48
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29 Jul 2024
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Gaslighting Hermione by TehVladz (Sparticustodian)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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Harry and Romilda absolutely are not having a secret, illicit relationship at Hogwarts. That's ridiculous, and any "evidence" or "proof" of such is just manipulating innocent circumstances arising from Harry's 'saving people thing' in the very worst mimicry of the likes of Skeeter, probably being pushed in a desperate attempt to snare Harry by Romilda herself, that wicked witch.
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28 Jul 2024
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Karlach takes to her new occupation as Lord Enver Gortash’s bodyguard like a fish to water.
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06 Jun 2024
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Tom Riddle Writes a Romance; or, I Will Possess Your Heart by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2023
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Say what you like about Madam Pince; at least she’s well organized. Only, not quite, because crushed between Erotic Concoctions for the Perpetually Cock-Blocked and Racy Recipes for Rigorous Romance is a slim black volume with no title or call number on the spine. Lily digs a finger in and pulls it out, flipping open to the title page, which is handwritten in neat, tiny cursive: I Will Possess Your Heart by Lady Voldamour.
She reads the first couple of sentences. The feeling she gets when she does… It’s odd. Like a shiver. Like someone touched the tip of her scalp and traced their finger lightly down her spine to her lower back, lower even. But like under her clothes. Maybe even under her skin.
OR: Tom Riddle falls for a girl at Wool's Orphanage, seduces Sirius's uncle, and writes a romance novel that possesses Madam Pince and the marauders.
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20 Mar 2024
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Devastated that the work is orphaned because I would put the author on my subscription list otherwise
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08 Mar 2024
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Dudley Dursley's Most Unexpectedly Fortunate Flower by aTasteofCaramell
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2016
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Dudley Dursley is leading a perfectly normal life, his contact with his odd cousin limited to Christmas cards and peculiar memories.
Until his daughter sneezes and sets the curtains on fire.
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- 1/1
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01 Feb 2024
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Convinced that anti-muggle sentiment will interfere with her education at Hogwarts, an eleven-year-old Hermione makes the spontaneous decision to lie about her parentage. A wizarding genealogy book provides her with a handy list of pureblood names to choose from, and everything falls more or less into place. What could possibly go wrong?
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18 Dec 2023
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Dudley and Harry swap bodies. It's not a problem.
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31 Oct 2023
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Until he befriends a grass snake in his aunt's garden, Harry believes his relatives when they say there is no such thing as magic. Looking for a place to belong, he ventures into an elusive world shackled by age-old prejudices and fear of a man who may or may not be his father. What he finds is more than he expected, but less than he hoped.
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- English
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- 222,875
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- 31/?
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31 Oct 2023
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Argus' life was a largely thankless one (unless you counted the thanks of the paintings he maintained), working on keeping a thousand year old castle from falling down around the ears of students who didn't care. He had his cat, his work, his books, and a constant boil of self hatred and resentment to get him by.
And then a sixth year handed him a letter from her aunt, thanking him for acting as conservator of Hogwarts and calling him Dr. Filch. It was the first time he had been called Doctor since he started at the castle. He had little choice but to write back, after that.
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20 Oct 2023