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Pouf was loyal to his King until his last breath. But at what moment was loyalty replaced by devotion that covered his vision in red whenever he laid eyes upon that woman? Some time ago, he concluded.
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Ebenezer Scrooge had elevated himself in the eyes of many—so much so, in fact, that the hesitation in their eyes and the subtle caution in their stances as he approached had completely dissipated.
Then why, Scrooge brooded, was it his birthday, and he was alone?
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A closer look into a team that fought together, lost together, won together.
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Harry's just trying to live his best life, but of course that won't be happening any time soon.
(set before Harry turns 11)
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McMafia by cereal_whore
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2020
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“Oh. Gojo, seems like you’ve caught Ryomen’s eye. Then again, you were always his one that got away.” Mei Mei giggles. “Murder is always romantic, isn’t it?”
“Are we going to ignore the fact that there’s a dead person in the kitchen and you just cooked food in there?” Kugisaki questions no one in particular. She's still eating the fries, though.
“Ah. So, Itadori-kun, what did Ryomen- or Sukuna, say about me?” Gojo hums, sounding pleased with himself. “That we had sexual tension? An intense rivalry? Or that I’m better than him? That he’ll never be able to kill me no matter what?”
“Yeah, he talked about you lots,” Itadori says, taking a sip out of Kugisaki’s coke. “He said you were annoying.”
Kugisaki chokes on her chicken nugget.
A beat of silence. Even the sound of cards patting the table stop.
“And that you had no sense of boundaries.”
Itadori just had to pee, Kugisaki just wanted a cheeseburger, and somehow they ended up working in a McDonalds that turned out to be a front for the cheesiest and most absurdly cliche mafia they've ever seen.
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prompt (day 4): mafia for gojo week except i kinda forgot it was gojo-centric.Series
- Part 4 of gojo week 2020 written from the perspective of a person with the intuitive depth of a hot pocket
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06 Jan 2022
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“Kageyama’s being bullied,” Yamaguchi grits, expression steeled.
Tsukishima lowers his book quietly, and stares, eyes wide.
“As if he has enough social competence to realise he’s being bullied.”
“Tsukki, please.”Meant to be 5 times Tsukishima accidentally and very reluctantly saved Kageyama from his own social ineptness, and one time Kageyama does the same for him, but we ran into problems bc OP can't count.
(or: everyone is srsly stressed over kageyamas existence, but kageyama, despite having the common sense of a Five Minute Crafts video, is like those buff himbos within the tsundere category. so he somehow ends up wholly unscathed throughout this shit, while everyone else doesnt)
tldr: kageyama lacks forethought, and everyone but him suffers the consequences of it.
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11 Nov 2021
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Oikawa Tooru is currently orbiting Earth at 445 kilometers per minute, but falling in love with the voice in his ear makes it feel so much slower than that. AU Iwaoi.
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11 Dec 2021
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Dwun finally gets back at Ging for changing his name all those years ago.
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07 Aug 2022
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It’s all fun and games until they are on the Ski Hill and penguin user tsumufox69 calls his sister a ‘noob’ after a sled race. It would have been completely fine, had the yellow penguin not followed it up with a ‘GG EZ’ in all caps.
Which is just plain rude.aka club penguin meet-cute
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14 Feb 2022