notthatmuchofanidiot



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    “Congratulations, Iwa-chan! You’re a dad!” Iwaizumi hears as soon as the door opens. He’s dealt with Oikawa for all of his twenty-one years of age now, but this declaration is still sufficiently disturbing enough that he turns from his place on the couch and braces himself for whatever Oikawa has done this time.

     

    Or the one where Iwaizumi and Oikawa babysit Takeru for a week.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    As a good vice captain, Iwaizumi would do a lot for his volleyball club's success and general welfare, including, apparently, fake dating Oikawa.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    “How can Montreal be snowed in?” Ilya asks. “They are not ready for winter?”

    “It’s Montreal, man,” Marleau snickers, like that's an explanation.

    Ilya’s phone buzzes.

    Jane- 9:44 a.m.- Look on the bright side. If you’re stuck another day, you can come back here.

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    After Ilya leaves Shane’s apartment for the first time, he knows he’s on thin ice and at risk of falling into more serious feelings. He’s ready to put distance back between them.

    A Montreal blizzard has other ideas.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “Were you sleeping with Rose Landry?” LeClaire asked, and Ilya felt his entire world flip upside down.

    Ilya scoffed and sank into the chair. He stared at his lap and, for a second, wished he could just say yes. It would have been easier. A simpler explanation. Something everyone else could swallow. “No,” he answered instead. “I was not sleeping with Landry.”

    Coach sighed, the weight of it settling uncomfortably in the office. “So it was Hollander, then.”

     

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    Ilya gets called into his Coach's office after Rose and Shane start dating and an uncomfortable conversation takes place. Ilya realizes some things. Also he may need to stop reading his thesaurus.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “Leave me alone.” Megumi demanded, staring at Satoru pitifully from inside the nest of blankets he’d fashioned.

    He sneezed again, as if he needed to drive the point home that he really was ill.

    Satoru grimaced at the sneeze, praying that his infinity blocked whatever illness Megumi had caught, and raised an eyebrow at the six-year-old, “It’s polite to cover your mouth when you sneeze.”

    Megumi grumbled and rolled over so he was facing away from the white-haired teenager, blanket pile shifting on top of him, “I know. I just don’t like you.”

    Satoru pulled a face at his back, sticking out his tongue and scrunching up his nose. Kids were so gross.

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    Gojo Satoru gets a little more involved in the Fushiguro's children's lives than he'd originally intended to. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

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    13 Apr 2026