6 Works by oceanbones
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“Don’t you think that’s a bit unhealthy? Just keepin’ yer head above water all the time?”
He tilts his head as if deciding. “As opposed to?”
Dan smiles in a perplexed, sympathetic sort of way. “Enjoyin’ life?”
He can’t say he is super familiar with the concept.
At twenty-eight years old, Kevin feels self-conscious about never having learned to swim. But rather than embarrass himself by asking for help, he takes his chances with the sea all on his lonesome (which goes just as badly as you would expect.) When a piscine Dan comes to his rescue, he is forced to grapple with three jarring realities:
1. Merfolk are (apparently) real
2. This particular merman makes him feel things he’d rather not confront
3. Sometimes you just need a little help from your friendsSeries
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Is this how it ends? he wonders – belly-up on the beach, alone in every way apart from the wolf, cold and wounded in his ankle, his shoulder and his pride? He yelps forlornly as it gnashes its jaws in his face, feeling light-headed. Then, he notices something. He rubs his eyes blearily, unsure whether he’s been deprived of oxygen long enough to start hallucinating. But no – in fact, wired around each of the monster’s sharp teeth are nauseatingly bright, neon-lime green braces, gleaming in the moonlight.
The lads enjoy their last night together as summer camp counselors. Worried they will drift apart come September, Kevin tries to muster up the courage to tell Dan how he feels. But when Dan's darkest secret is accidentally divulged under the full moon, how will Kevin contend with the man behind the wolf?
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What he is not dealing with right now, is Caspar. Caspar who he loves, who is his roommate, and his best friend, who brings him back Nando's and cooks him shitty pizza in a frying pan, and who Won't Stop kissing him.
In which Caspar is affectionate and Joe can't distinguish platonic from romantic. And then things get sort of...morally grey.
Make sure you read the warnings please.
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Fools and Kings by oceanbones, orphan_account
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
03 May 2015
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From: PJ
9:18PM, Nov 19
You and Chris be careful tonight alright mate?
9:50PM, Nov 19
Dan???
10:00PM, Nov 19
You arseholes are already drunk aren’t you?
10:32PM, Nov 19
You can crash here if you don’t want to take the tube home drunk
10:32PM, Nov 19
Just climb through the window, I’ll keep it unlocked -
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She likens herself to Rapunzel, only instead of spiriting away in a romantic stony tower she languishes on the second floor of a fuggy antique shop.
Emma's strategies for dealing with being holed up in her house, and the one instance where she doesn't mind it.
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Oh My Love, You're My Love, Yes I Swear By Stars Above by oceanbones
Fandoms: Roosterteeth - Fandom, Achievement Hunter
05 May 2013
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The one where Gavin wears lady clothes.