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Herding cats may be easier than trying to wrangle heroes, and any dispatcher at the SDN will readily tell you that fact after a few well-prepared drinks.
A-Teams at the top of their ranks all have their bad days, and even on their good days, team synergy can get a little too rowdy and far too out of hand. For the most underappreciated department, the SDN relies well and truly on its dispatchers to keep their heroes in line.If A-Teams have their hard days, imagine being at the bottom of the barrel. Robert Robertson is trying his best to herd his cats, but there's too many of them, and not enough of him.
His manager thinks that an extra set of hands will be beneficial. He can't deny it.But god, did she have to set him up with the ex who doesn't even recognize who he is?
Why can't she get him his own cubicle?And why does his team hate the very idea of this being their secondary dispatcher?
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09 Nov 2025
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worth it for the feeling by peacefulbeforesunset
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), DC Extended Universe
06 Jul 2022
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You kind of like the riddler. Whoever’s exposing this corruption… good for them. As a journalist working on an investigative piece about corruption in Gotham, you start working with forensic accountant Edward to look into renewal and Falcone. Then, you start to think tracking down this "Riddler" and adding him to your investigation is the perfect idea. So, one night you maybe find his website and maybe leave a comment… or ten. After all, what you really want is only to lure him and his followers in to try to get the ultimate piece, the piece that would finally bring you on as a senior journalist. And yes, maybe he sneaks into your apartment and masturbates on your bed a couple times because he came to believe the girl that made him nearly cum in his pants at work just from bending over thinks the riddler is cool. But as the investigation continues you begin to question things. Like why are you so… turned on by this man in a mask, and what happens when you start to enjoy the company he brings, especially after you find out who he really is. Everything is starting to get twisted and confusing because there's no way you could be attracted to a killer, right?
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21 Mar 2022
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You work at a diner. Aaron Hotchner falls in love with you. We’re not kidding around trying to make us all sound like profilers, just accept the diner life, we love it here. [COMPLETELY SELF INDULGENT AND IT SHOULD BE SHORT]
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06 Sep 2021
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what it would be like to be Spencer Reid's gf/wife/love
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16 Feb 2021
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· What happens when the fine line between your feelings becomes blurred? ·
You've always been close friends with Spencer, ever since you joined the bau. That is, until that changes. You've had a crush on Spencer for a while, and it seems that he has too.
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16 Feb 2021