onlyconiferous
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it means what it needs to by onlyconiferous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Black Panther (2018), Thor (Movies)
17 Jul 2020
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Nakia knows why the woman irritates her—everything is falling apart and her anger, which rises in her chest, cools some, then keeps expanding until it threatens to scorch her lungs and breach the boundaries of her being, is attenuated by Brunnhilde’s calmness.
Post Snap, Valkyrie and Nakia hang out sometimes. It's not a whole thing; it's not like they like each other.
Okay, they might, a little bit.
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Judges by a_good_soldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.
“Do you still read New Yorker?”
OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.
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11 Jan 2026
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the soviet montage by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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"You have to come to the locker room. Now."
Shane frowns. Holds up his notebook. "I'm busy."
"Forget that, man. It's all over the news. Ilya Rozanov has just defected from the Soviet Union."
Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey au
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07 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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Dig Two Graves by devovitsuasartes
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Dec 2025
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There’s no humor in Shane’s voice. It’s cold, hard, determined. “When we meet them on the ice next season, I want to fucking destroy them.”
After a moment, he feels Ilya nod thoughtfully behind him.
“Is good plan. Let’s fucking destroy them.”
The Montreal Voyageurs won't stop slinging mud at Shane in the press, so Shane and Ilya decide to get revenge the best way they know how.
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03 Jan 2026
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“I cannot believe you waited two hours to pay my bail just so you could pick me up and yell at me.”
“Am I yelling?”
“Not yet.”
“Shut up.” Innocently, Ilya holds his hands up. “Put your seatbelt on, please.”
Such a sweetheart. Ilya does it. He’s not in much of a position to be saying no to Shane, and probably won’t be for the rest of their lives. Hey, remember that time I had to bail you out of jail? Yes, Shane.
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or: Ilya’s speeding, for once, has consequences, and there’s only one person he can call for help.
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02 Jan 2026