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You’re hired to be Tenna’s emotional liaison—a corporate stress ball for a TV star known for explosive tantrums. Despite his fierce resistance and fear of losing fame, you patiently absorb his outbursts and fears, slowly earning his reluctant trust. Your job isn’t to fix him, but to keep him afloat—and somehow, that makes all the difference.
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Bookmarked by orinREAL
13 Jun 2025
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Allen doesn’t know who Cesare is, and he wants to.
So far he has established Cesare hates silence, has an assortment of juxtaposing qualities, and might have some secret vendetta with some supernatural forces. He promptly forces himself into bits of his employer’s life to figure out this enigma, and it all begins to fall apart at the seams.
EDIT: Thank you for all the fanart! All relevant artworks will be listed under their corresponding chapters to prevent spoilers :]
Bookmarked by orinREAL
22 Jan 2025
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Allen had no idea how his life got this weird. A certain level of weirdness was to be expected in theater, and he had no problem suspending his disbelief a little for that, but this was real life.
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Allen used to be a normal, if dramatic, guy. But when his old boss comes around, knocking at his door after leaving him to wallow in existential dread for a month, he'll be damned if he lets the man slip away again. -
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GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING/etc DEAR [READER]! Would you like the JOB OPPORTUNITY of your LIFE? And by life we mean DEATH? get it, cause we're dressed like zombies? yeah you're not exactly getting comedic genius in a job listing buddy
Would YOU like to be Instagram famous for being the one to serve somebody their inedible food? Simply reply to this email and let us know you're interested and we'll set up a time and place to get you started! Don't worry, [READER], we don't have very many qualifications—you'll fit right in! Not sure if that's a positive for you or if that says something about us! But believe me when I tell you that this job is to DIE for!
ZOMBURGER'S got the bad food! : ]
(hey i need doc or somebody to figure out this automated bullshit with the names before these get sent out)
Bookmarked by orinREAL
06 Jan 2025
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PLEASE COME BACK TO LIFE AND UPDATE THIS THE WROTING IS SO FUNNY AND REAL PPEPLELLWLALASELELORJCODJDKDNJS
Please :]