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Old Ben Kenobi's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Artootie (baxty_154)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Bail my friend, why are, why are children so slippery? I mean- I mean emotionally speaking but also, you know, uh- physically.”
“Obi-Wan!’ he hissed, enunciating clearly. “Where. Is. Luke.”
“Luke? Oh, Luke! Luke is, uh… he’s… kidnapped?”
And with those words, Bail felt his day truly spiral out of his feeble control.
“What do you mean Luke is kidnapped!”
Also known as that one time Obi Wan accidentally let a 5-year-old Luke get kidnapped, gave Bail Organa a heart attack, and prompted the introduction of the 'No Kenobi's Allowed' rule in the Lars Household.
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11 Jul 2026
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how to deal with the unfortunate matter of your parents being sex icons by Artootie (baxty_154)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 May 2022
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“You know it’s strange,” his new roommate threw back over his shoulder. “You actually look pretty similar to Anakin Skywalker.” He straightened The Poster lovingly and patted the shiny pecs again.
Luke squeaked and cleared his throat, desperate for a distraction so he could flee to scream with Leia. “Uh yeah, about that…”
And as if the Force itself had heard him, the door swung open.
Enter stage left, Anakin Skywalker carrying a mini fridge.
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11 Jul 2026
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Hold Me (Like A Grudge) by aleksandriel
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Apr 2026
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Something Padmé didn't expect when moving in with her new roommate is almost hitting Ahsoka's brother in the head with a pan in the middle of the night. Sometimes she wishes she had.
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03 Jul 2026
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A Study in Exhaustion and Other Emotions by aleksandriel
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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“Okay. Worst case scenario?”
“I sleep with him, ruin the dynamic, get emotionally compromised, and then have to find new housing mid-semester because I can’t look him in the eye without blushing and/or launching myself into traffic.”
“And best case?”
“I sleep with him, ruin the dynamic, get emotionally compromised, and then somehow it works and we have to tell people we met on Craigslist.”
[or, the noble art of suffering louder than your roommate.]
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02 Jul 2026
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5 Minutes for Falling by aleksandriel
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Jun 2025
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„Early again?“ she calls, not even looking over her shoulder.
„Just can’t stay away,“ Anakin’s voice echoes back. His tone is light, but there is always something charged in the way he says things. Like every word has a second meaning if she looks hard enough.
She glances over at him.
There he is— already in full gear, helmet in one hand, one glove on, the other between his teeth, a cocky grin pulling at his mouth like he’s trying not to smile too wide.
[or, anakin is a hockey player, padmé is a figure skater, you know how these go.]
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- Part 1 of Top Shelf Feelings
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28 Jun 2026