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"These are the rules. You get one wish. If you waste that wish, too bad, no take-backs. I’ll be gone forever and you’ll never see me again. Think carefully.” Chenle watches Renjun swipe his fob at the lobby door, and shuffles in close behind him. “Hey, can I come up?”
“No.” Renjun wedges one foot in the door and one elbow in Chenle’s sternum.
Chenle sways back. “Where do you want me to go?”
“Where were you before?”
Chenle rolls his eyes. “Trapped in an indefinite stasis waiting to be summoned by a miraculous show of sportsmanship from a dunce like you.”
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Mark tucks his arms behind his head and stares up at the sparkling night sky. This would be better if he wasn’t alone. It’d be better with two bottles of a beer he’s never heard of and a warm body stretched out beside him. They could zip their sleeping bags together into one mega-sleeping bag and let their fingers brush together. They could talk about how Mark feels like he could tip his head back and slip into the stars like a bath.
or Mark and Renjun go on a hike: the fic
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Twenty-Three's arms stay crossed over his chest, making him smaller than he already is. “You don’t have to answer this, but it may be beneficial to both of us. Why are you here? What do you hope to get from this?”
Jaemin blinks. He wants answers. He wants to play along until he gets them. “My husband just died.”
In a world with a limited supply of life to go around, life is currency, and lives are short. Newly widowed, Jaemin fails to cope with loss, grapples with Donghyuck’s depths, and acquires an expensive boyfriend for an hour at a time.
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It’s nothing new. Not all lifespans are equal. Not all things degrade at the same rate. Those who embody stars are outlived by them.
But what if your star doesn’t outlive you? What if you outlive your star? And what are the odds that a soul billions upon billions of years old had already begun the process of dying when it chose to inhabit Renjun? Renjun is running out of ways to convince himself that he isn’t that astronomically unlucky.
Slightly less urgent: what happens when an irritating flirt checks-in to room 606 of SM Suites and starts incinerating hotel property?
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It’s intellectual curiosity. That’s what Renjun tells himself when he downloads the Cupidity app.
Intellectual curiosity also steers Renjun away from the hot pink Cupidity sign-up page, and leads him to tap on the terms and conditions instead. It’s only prudent for Renjun to investigate Cupidity’s data collection policy before disclosing his deepest, most domestic dreams. Renjun doesn’t need some sweaty incel uploading his penchant for scrapbooking to the dark web. Due diligence takes him to the frustratingly vague FAQ, followed by the About Us. Bad habits result in him clicking on the Work With Us link. He never does make it back to the sign-up page.
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literary smutfest by p0rth0s
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2021
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domestic demonic pest control by p0rth0s
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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Mark, Jaemin and Jeno, and an evening in Mexico. Circa 2023.
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- Part 2 of The Vagina Monologues
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23 Feb 2025
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Renjun starts typing back quickly; Jaemin's pupils dialate in anticipation.
> i just need you to think before you send shit out to thousands of people, ok?
< Am I in trouble?
No response yet.
< What can I do to make it up to you?
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02 Jun 2024
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Renjun is staring down the bottom of his empty wine glass and considering retreating into the woods to live alone as a hermit for the rest of his life by the time someone slides into the seat across from him. He doesn't bother looking up; he knows who it is.
“You know how people used to think black cats were a sign of bad luck?” he asks.
“I don’t think that applies here,” Jaemin says, folding his hands to act like a chin rest as he blinks at Renjun from across the table. “Technically, I show up after all your bad dates. Also, I love cats.” As an afterthought he adds, “Meow.”
Renjun keeps going on terrible first dates, and keeps running into the same suspiciously handsome stranger after each one. It’s like something out of a romcom, except his life is not a romcom, so he can only assume the suspiciously handsome stranger is actually a suspiciously handsome stalker. Or maybe, just maybe—
It’s fate.
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31 May 2024
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“Girl?” Was all Renjun could think to ask. “I’m twenty-five.”
“Me too,” Jaemin said. She picked up Renjun’s left hand and examined it closely, which was embarrassing for a number of reasons: her short, bitten nails, the calluses, the paint bleeding in her cuticles. “No wedding band,” Jaemin noted. “Wanna make a pact? If we’re not married before thirty, we tie the knot and live together forever.”
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26 Aug 2023
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Chenle wasn’t sure why he thought he could escape the Jeno Curse.
The Jeno Curse wasn’t a real spell that they could study in class, although it may as well have been. Chenle’s name for the phenomenon hadn’t caught on yet, unfortunately, but everyone knew about it regardless. Every year without fail, since Chenle was a second year, one of his friends had fallen hopelessly in love with Lee Jeno.
Or: Hogwarts sixth year Zhong Chenle is the last one of his friends that hasn't fallen for Hufflepuff Quidditch captain, top of his class, all-around golden boy Lee Jeno. Until he isn't.
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08 Jul 2023